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It Turns Out The Trick To Zac Efron Suddenly Becoming Peak Man Hot Is Facial Hair

My body was not ready.

Zac Efron is a good-looking guy. That’s been clear since he was a huge part of my sexual awakening when I was 13 years old and lusting after High School Musical’s Troy Bolton.

He was young, and hot in that boyish teen crush kind of way. That’s where it all started.

His brand of hot changed over the years but it still overwhelmingly did it for me through the Hairspray aesthetic –

To the 17 Again makeover glory.

But then things took a turn when Zac Efron went too deep down the path into hunk-ville. The Baywatch era. Too polished, too hulky, just too much hunk.

Since then, Zac Efron’s aesthetic has been floundering, looking for some solid ground to call home. And oh baby did he find some solid, rugged, manly ground.

Friends and family, Zac Efron has officially reached peak hot, in large part due to the addition of this beautiful man beard:

I mean, holy freakin’ hell.

Are you SEEING THIS.

Zac Efron 2018: Burly Edition, is the thirst-inducing content that honours what 13-year-old me knew he had in him the whole time.

I want to go camping with Man-Beard Efron and live off the land with him. I’ll be his Jane and he will be my Tarzan. My Bear Grylls. Mine.

So let’s just give a general shout out to Zac Efron for making 2018 his b**ch.

I didn’t think I was a beard girl, but it looks like Zac Efron is responsible for yet another sexual awakening. Well done Zac.