It’s fair to say we’ve become desensitised to surgically-enhanced bodies in 2019, but when someone almost dies after getting surgery to achieve ‘the world’s fattest vagina,’ we’re going to have a few questions.
Toronto-based Instagram model Mary Magdalene AKA @xomarym is currently making headlines for boasting the ‘world’s fattest vagina’ after a dangerous surgery that almost cost her her life.
In an interview with The Sun, Magdalene said “the most unusual operation I had was very recently, on my vagina. I custom designed it, so I have the fattest in the world.”
“I almost died during [the] procedure. I had to get two blood transfusions,” she added. “The doctor said I was losing so much blood, and turning very pale. He thought I was going to die.”
“I felt nauseous for a whole week, and I thought I was dying and had a bad allergic reaction to my new blood I received from the transfusion.”
There’s so much to unpack here. Firstly, what’s the benefit of having the world’s fattest vagina? And secondly, who would agree to perform such a dangerous surgery?
In fact, I’ve got more questions for the surgeon who performed the procedure. Mostly – what were you thinking!?
Magdelene’s vagina surgery is by no means her first time under the knife. According to the 24-year-old model she’s had a brow lift, fat transferred to her cheeks and lips twice, three nose jobs, three boob jobs, twenty dental veneers, countless lip fillers and three Brazilian butt lifts.
Despite looking virtually unrecognisable compared to photos from just three years ago, Magdalene is proud of her new look. “I feel horny when I look at myself in the mirror,” she said, adding that “I have caused car accidents” with special skills – “I can twerk my boobs.”
According to Reddit, Magdalene is also cashing in on her surgically-enhanced nether regions with a subscription service where fans can see the world’s fattest vagina for $30USD per month.
It’s not all fun for the model, though. According to Magdalene, “people judge the hell out of you.”
“They decide you’re a bad person. They can be really mean. And people have a false perception of my personality,” she said. “I’m just a nerdy weirdo, but guys only want to sleep with me.”
Clearly, Magdalene is proud to have ‘the world’s fattest vagina,’ and as for the piece of advice she’d like to give fans? “Live every day like it’s a hot girl summer.”
You know what they say: live and let live.