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Donald Trump Now Hates Condoms, But Loves Soaring STD Rates, Apparently

And for his next move, he shall build an STD army.
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Mark Ruffalo's Clapback On Ellen DeGeneres' Friendship With Dubya Is Spot On

He's angry and you'll like it.
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Rihanna's Reason For Turning Down The Super Bowl Just Makes Us Love Her More

"I couldn't dare do that."
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Here's Proof That Nickelback Fans Exist And They Love Donald Trump

They're looking at this photograph.
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Forget Butts, The Sexy Peach Emoji Is Now An Anti-Trump Symbol

IMPEACHES AND CREAM.
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Donald Trump Is Tweeting Nickelback Memes, Expect The Apocalypse Any Day Now

We're looking at the photograph and we ain't laughing.
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It’s 2019, Of Course World Events Are Giving Us Serious Mental Health Issues

Can you get “gaslighted” by Donald Trump?
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Trump Seriously Considered Using Killer Animals To Protect His Beloved Border

At least he wasn't demanding dragons, we guess?
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Five OS Political Garbage Fires That'll Make You Scoff That Democracy Sausage With Pride

We got it pretty sweet here, really.
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Scott Morrison Is Now Embroiled In The Trump Scandal, And He Doesn’t Deny It

It's just US-Australia relations at work, nothing to see here, folks.

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