Category: Tony Abbott

Australia Would Never Have Invented WiFi Under The Government's Dumb New Research Rules

What the hell is a "national interest test" anyway?

Bill Shorten Is Being Beaten By Yet Another Liberal PM So Why Don't Labor Just Dump Him?

It's the dabbing, isn't it? It's the dabbing.

Tony Abbott Says Nauru Is A "Very, Very Pleasant Island" So Why Are Doctors Making A Fuss About How We Need To Evacuate All Those Children

Who needs expert opinion from people who've been to Nauru when they can get the unfounded opinion of Tony Abbott on how lovely the joint is?

Tony Abbott Turned Up At Julia Gillard's Portrait Unveiling And We're Just As Confused As The Look On his Face

"Enjoy this normal human smile, citizens. I too am a mammal like you puny biologicals, that is certain. Show no fear!"

Scott Morrison Isn’t Australia’s Daggiest PM But He’s Only A Tracksuit Walk Around Kirribilli Away From The Title

We have every faith that he can turn things around and show the nation just how daggy he can be.

Malcolm Turnbull Shows Some Actual Backbone For Once By Shading Kevin Rudd And Tony Abbott As "Miserable Ghosts"

Ol' Malcolm doesn't sound like he has a chip on his shoulder at all. Nope, not one bit.

Special Indigenous Envoy Tony Abbott Decided To Just Lob Into Remote NT Communities And It Did Not Go Well

Turns out that sometimes it's best to wait until you're invited, and also to know what you're talking about.

We Look At The Possible Reasons Why Scott Morrison Made Himself A Shiny Trophy For Stopping The Boats

We have some theories, by which we mean baseless speculation accompanied by cheap visual jokes.

Tony Abbott Seems To Think He's Been PM For The Last Five Years, Which Would Explain A Lot

"It's a good government getting better!"

Let's Take A Stroll Down Insanity Lane And Remember What New Envoy For Indigenous Affairs Tony Abbott Has Said And Done About Indigenous Affairs

TL;DR version: look, it's not great.

Pope Urged To Quit Job At Same Time Tony Abbott Rejects New Offer And This Can't Be A Coincidence

Look, we're not saying that Tony Abbott will be our new pope, but yes that's exactly what we're saying.

It's Not Like We're Counting Or Anything...

It's not like we're counting or anything...