Australia Would Never Have Invented WiFi Under The Government's Dumb New Research Rules
What the hell is a "national interest test" anyway?
What the hell is a "national interest test" anyway?
It's the dabbing, isn't it? It's the dabbing.
Who needs expert opinion from people who've been to Nauru when they can get the unfounded opinion of Tony Abbott on how lovely the joint is?
"Enjoy this normal human smile, citizens. I too am a mammal like you puny biologicals, that is certain. Show no fear!"
We have every faith that he can turn things around and show the nation just how daggy he can be.
Ol' Malcolm doesn't sound like he has a chip on his shoulder at all. Nope, not one bit.
Turns out that sometimes it's best to wait until you're invited, and also to know what you're talking about.
We have some theories, by which we mean baseless speculation accompanied by cheap visual jokes.
"It's a good government getting better!"
TL;DR version: look, it's not great.
Look, we're not saying that Tony Abbott will be our new pope, but yes that's exactly what we're saying.
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