Category: Tony Abbott

For The Love Of Everything, Don’t Send Convicted Paedophiles Christmas Cards

Christmas cheer is for people who don't abuse kids.

Tony Abbott Wants You To Know He’s Still Good Mates With Convicted Pedo George Pell

Actions speak louder than words.

Tony Abbott Really Wants You To Realise He Was, In Fact, A Great PM

How did we miss it at the time?

Tony Abbott Jokes About Virgins And Quotes The Bible In One Wild Brexit Speech

He's back in classic bad joke form.

Julia Gillard Now Has Her Own Podcast, And Other Lessons In How To Leave Politics Gracefully

Doing something positive with her profile rather than griping about the past like a salty ex-partner.

Tony Abbott Is Making More Coin In Retirement Than In Parliament, So Sleep Well Tonight

As losers go, we're buying him him a hell of an annual consolation prize.

Tony Abbott’s Revoltingly Heartless Bob Hawke Tribute Is Barely Surprising

Our expectations were low but whoa.

What Will Patriotic Politicians Wear Now That RM Williams Is Up For Sale?

Tony, Barnaby, Scott, we have some bad news about your feet…

Let's Call Time On Politicians Pretending To Be Interested In Sport Because They Think It Makes Them 'Relatable'

It's the hi-vis vest of the soul.

Tony Abbott Is Fighting A One Man Battle For Adequate Surf Club Toilets

Never let it be said he won't take on the big jobs.

Least Surprising Survey Ever Reveals That Australians Really, Really Don't Like Their Government Very Much

Who's for instituting a constitutional radocracy instead?

Malcolm Turnbull Followed An Anti-Tony Abbott Instagram Account And Now A Branch Wants Him Expelled From The Liberals

That civil war in the NSW Liberal Party is getting less and less civil by the minute.