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For The Love Of Everything, Don’t Send Convicted Paedophiles Christmas Cards

Christmas cheer is for people who don't abuse kids.
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Tony Abbott Wants You To Know He’s Still Good Mates With Convicted Pedo George Pell

Actions speak louder than words.
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Tony Abbott Really Wants You To Realise He Was, In Fact, A Great PM

How did we miss it at the time?
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Tony Abbott Jokes About Virgins And Quotes The Bible In One Wild Brexit Speech

He's back in classic bad joke form.
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Julia Gillard Now Has Her Own Podcast, And Other Lessons In How To Leave Politics Gracefully

Doing something positive with her profile rather than griping about the past like a salty ex-partner.
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Tony Abbott Is Making More Coin In Retirement Than In Parliament, So Sleep Well Tonight

As losers go, we're buying him him a hell of an annual consolation prize.
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Tony Abbott’s Revoltingly Heartless Bob Hawke Tribute Is Barely Surprising

Our expectations were low but whoa.
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What Will Patriotic Politicians Wear Now That RM Williams Is Up For Sale?

Tony, Barnaby, Scott, we have some bad news about your feet…
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Let's Call Time On Politicians Pretending To Be Interested In Sport Because They Think It Makes Them 'Relatable'

It's the hi-vis vest of the soul.
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Tony Abbott Is Fighting A One Man Battle For Adequate Surf Club Toilets

Never let it be said he won't take on the big jobs.

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