The First Look At Henry Cavill As Geralt In The Witcher Pretty Much Looks Like Legolas And Lucius Malfoy’s Love Child

That jawline though.

Netflix has released the first peek at Henry Cavill in the upcoming drama series The Witcher, and damn, he’s rocking the look.

It’s actually come in the form of an awkward video in which Cavill looks like he’s posing for an America’s Next Top Model shoot, and it would be unbearably awkward if he wasn’t so handsome.

The Witcher is based on the best-selling fantasy book series by Andrzej Sapkowski, and Cavill is kicking off the series as young Geralt of Rivia. People have been quick to point out that Cavill’s Geralt ~look~ is very reminiscent of a fair few other fantasy characters. 

It’s like Orlando Bloom’s Lord Of The Rings character Legolas, Lucius Malfoy of Harry Potter and Aegon Targaryen of Game of Thrones, have been put in a blender and Henry Cavill’s Geralt is the delicious resulting smoothie.  Yum!

The Witcher doesn’t have a release date yet but it’s expected to drop on Netflix some time next year so that’s plenty of time to read the book and get around the hype.

Netflix’s The Kissing Booth Edited Into A Fake Horror Trailer Is Honestly Working A Little Too Well

I guess when the male characters are controlling and aggressive they transform into villains quite seamlessly.

Netflix is getting well into the Halloween spirit with spooky content like The Chilling Adventures of Sabrinaalmost-spooky content featuring Queer Eye’s Antoni, and now a transformation of their very own The Kissing Booth into a certified thriller.


The thing is, the recut of The Kissing Booth into a fake horror trailer works a little too well. It feels too easy.

But maybe that’s because, while we find the fanfiction-adapted teen romcom somehow irresistible, the male characters do kinda suck. With so many aggressive and controlling men around it makes sense that the movie makes such an easy transition into horror film.

And what’s spookier than then our desire for problematic men!

Then again if The Shining can be recut into a romcom, anything is possible with a good edit.

Queer Eye’s Antoni Trying To Be Scary In Tighty Whities For His Netflix Horror Short Film Is Actually Adorable

Even when he tries to be spooky he just sounds sweet.

Queer Eye’s food expert and resident hottie Antoni Porowski has just debuted a teaser video for his Netflix horror short Antoni Psycho, and it’s freaking adorable.

Seriously. Antoni is reenacting the iconic sequence from American Psycho and narrating us through his morning ritual, in his tighty whities. 

The narration is meant to sound spooky but there is just not a single ounce of animosity in Antoni’s voice. It still sounds like thoughtfully-offered self-care advice.

“As part of my daily ritual, I start each morning with a home made face mask made of greek yoghurt and steeped green tea leaves.”

There is not enough creepy background music in the world to make Antoni sound scare I’m sorry this man is a sweetheart.

And honestly, bless Antoni’s heart for making light of the world-wide joke about whether or not he can actually cook.

“I don’t care if they like what I cook or not,” he says. “They’ll eat it if they know what’s good for them.”

Antoni Psycho is one of a series of short horror films called Don’t Watch This that Netflix has dropped just in time for Halloween. Hope they’re all as cute as Antoni in his undies doin’ a spook!

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