Instasleuths and online detectives have spoken, and they have a new suspect as to who will win The Bachelor final.
So we’re about to have the big shock exit tonight on the show – well, they’re all shocks now, right, since there’s only a handful of them left? – and we all thought that the winner was already surmised via secret photos of WhatsApp convos and the deep love of a passionate nation.
But! Before you put everything you own on the short odds on Chelsie to win her very own astrophysicist, then be advised that internet sleuths have come up with another theory which blows the how competition WIDE OPEN.
This is because Matt Agnew – the Bachelor himself! – has been in Perth. And that is the city which is home to Helena, finalist and shoo-in for any Logie for Most Consistently Unpredictable Accent.
The reason that people know where Matt is isn’t because he’s been tagged like a shark, or because Google Maps has been hacked. At least, as best as we’re aware.
It’s because he posted this on Instagram.
This happy little place is the Crawley Edge Boatshed, one of the most endlessly Instragrammed places in the west – to the point where TripAdvisor caution people determined to take yet another picture that they’ll probably be in for a wait.
Of course, there’s another interpretation of this bit of unassailable Insta-evidence: that Matt Agnew is not actually livin’ la vida sandgroper with his WA-dy love, but that he’s being sent all over the country by Channel 10 to talk about the show to every media outlet possible.
So which is it? Is he on a media tour, or a tour of love and possible relocation to the most obvious Perth landmark on Instagram? Is Helena now our prime suspect for the Bachelor final?
Or is this all an elaborate double-bluff to hide the truth from even the most ardent Bach-stalker? Is Perth even a real place? Is there an actual Bachelor at all? WE CAN’T RULE ANYTHING OUT ANYMORE.