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Thank Freakin' Heavens That The Bachie Chose The Finalist Australia Actually Liked

There would have been riots in the streets.
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It’s Painful To Watch The Bachelor Decide Between His Intellect And His Horniness

It's a one sided battle, you know.
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How Did All These D-Grade Reality Stars Nab Celebrity Love Interests?

When your 15 minutes of fame becomes an hour, or more.
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The Bachelor Leaks Have Proved That The Era Of Spoiler-Free Reality TV Is Pretty Much Over

It was nice while it lasted.
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The Bachelor Might Be Stepping Out With A Runner Up Which Just Ruins Everything

Love, you are officially cancelled.
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Abbie Should Win The Bachelor, I Won't Hear Otherwise

Let's face it: in a non-TV situation there would be any question.
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Bachie Proves That Meeting A Son-In-Law You May Never See Again Sucks

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The Bachelor Had A Genuinely Good Tip On How To Date Smart

It's all about showing good judgement.
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Insta-Sleuths And Conspiracy Theorists Have A New Suspect For Who Takes Out The Bachelor Final

Forget everything you thought you knew about The Bachelor. Actually, just forget the bit where you think you know who wins.
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The Bachelor Contestants Are In A Toxic Relationship, They Just Don't Realise It Yet

This isn't a situation anyone should be in, televisual or otherwise.

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