Milo and Otis. Bert and Ernie. Peanut butter and chocolate. These are beautiful, powerful friendships – but they are nothing compared to the bond between a woman who’s been unceremoniously dumped and some random drunk chicks who decide they are supposed to be BFFs.
This is the energy I am imagining around this wine date between actual BFFS Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez, and Cazzie David, a comedian and writer who’s unfortunately best known for her connection to more-famous men.
She’s the daughter of Seinfeld co-creator Larry David, and she dated Pete Davidson for years before he way-too-quickly hooked up with Ariana Grande last year.
Taylor put up this blurry, kind of unflattering, and relatable as heck selfie with the two late last week, and I can’t stop thinking about it.
Apparently at least on Haim sister was also at this hang, which I was rudely not invited to.
Swift is famous for collecting gal pals like your weird aunt with a room full of creepy porcelain dolls. She and Gomez have been, apparently, actual friends since the days when they were each dating a Jonas brother – but there’s no indication that either of them are particularly buddy-buddy with Ariana.
But can’t you just picture them sitting around listening to Sweetener in grudging admiration, and then in a totally unrelated conversation, deciding to adopt David, like a way-richer Cher and Dionne gazing at Tai in gym class?
Perhaps now that she’s buried the hatchet(s) with Katy Perry and Kim Kardashian, Swift feels like she needs to start new beef with 20-wine-teen’s reigning queen of the breakup banger?
Or maybe I’m being uncharitable, and they just thought Cazzie seemed cool and might like a drink.
And be honest – as if you don’t want to get wine-drunk with her and ask her what the deal is with Pete’s junk.