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Mario Fans Out-Horny Their Sexy Female Bowser Fan Art With An Actual Cosplayed Bowsette Porno

Princess Peach is gonna be pissed.

Recently the Mario gaming community blew up the internet with fan-drawn impressions of the imagined female version of Bowser: Bowsette.

The fan art depicts Bowsette as big-breasted and half-naked, mostly decked out in a dominatrix-esque outfit, which we thought was peak horny for the gaming community.

But we stand corrected. Someone has made actual Bowsette porn with actors cosplaying the Super Mario characters.

Among an already-vast range of animated Bowsette porn which I can now report very much exists online, there is this new, fairly elaborate, addition to the genre.

On PornHub this is listed as a parody video, which is what I therefore thought it was until Bowsette and Mario actually started engaging in felatio. On a #69 race car bed.

It’s at once a travesty of childhood imagery and a masterpiece of niche gamer kink.

The video has already been watched nearly 90k times on PornHub and heads up, it’s not for the faint-hearted, or an open plan office.

The Excitement Over The Voluptuous Fan-Drawn Female Version Of Bowser From Mario Pretty Much Sums Up How Horny The Gaming Community Is

Why am I not surprised about the mad BDSM vibes coming from Bowsette?

Since Nintendo Direct showed debuted new footage two weeks ago that introduced the concept of of a gold crown with the power to transform the Super Mario Bros. characters into hyper-feminine versions of themselves, the gamer community has really been having a lot of NSFW fun.

Basically everyone is obsessed with the idea that turtle-like creature Bowser might turn into a super-sexualised, voluptuous female version of himself.

Twitter user and evidently horny gamer @ayyk92 kicked things off with their comic depicting the mutation of Bowser into a sexy blonde chick:

People LOVE sexy Bowser – Bowsette, if you will. Now the internet is inundated with fan art of female Bowser and it gets saucy I’ll tell you that. I know it’s not news that gamers are a horny breed but man, sometimes I forget just how much lust for the female body circulates that community.

Just, wow.

Should we be surprised that her transformation outfit seems to be a physics-defying latex suit with some dominatrix-esque accessories? Probably not.

A moment of silence for all the gamers who think that Bowsette’s breasts would be astronomically larger than her head.

There’s now debate in the Mario community over whether Bowsette would have red hair and maybe tan skin to be a more realistic transformation of Bowser’s original form.

Or maybe even look something a little more like this:

But the majority is far more into the large-breasted, scantily clad, blonde Bowser, and they’re taking over the internet.

So the gaming community is definitely artistically skilled, and horny. That we know. The hype around the female bowser erotic fantasies has really blown me away.

Classification Board Overturns The Ban On We Happy Few After Realising Gamers Can Handle It

After an appeal to review the original refusal to classify We Happy Few for Australian release, the gamers have won.

In a glorious victory for the gaming world, the dystopian indie survival game We Happy Few, is officially getting an Australian release.

The Aussie Classification Board controversially refused the game classification back in May but it will now be released later this year as R18+.

Upon the initial rejection, Compulsion Games assured Aussie fans that they would push back and last week the Board announced that they had received the appeal and would review the classification decision.

The overturning of the ban was announced in a statement released by the Classification Review Board, who decided that the game passed as ‘high impact’ and qualified for an Australian rating.

We Happy Few was originally banned from an Australian release in large part due to the use of drugs as a key part of the game strategy.

The drug “Joy” is forcibly prescribed by the government in a disturbingly different post-World War II dystopian society and it makes people happy, docile, and lacking basic morals.

It was criticised for ostensibly incentivising drug use.

Not sure that government officials forcing you to take prescription meds is particularly incentivising but anyway.

By allowing the game the R18+ classification it credits adults with the ability to think independently and avoids the extreme hypocrisy of allowing games through with comparatively more graphic violence. It’s a win for the gaming world that’s pushing back against a concerning nanny-state precedent.

We Happy Few will be available in Australia later this year with the consumer cautions that it contains ‘Fantasy violence and interactive drug use.’

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