Victoria Beckham came into our lives as the refined, stylish, posh spice of The Spice Girls. She had her cheeky moments but definitely had the reputation as the more polished and restrained one in the band.
Victoria wore little Gucci dresses and pouted – this was her aesthetic in a nutshell.
Victoria Beckham’s post-Spice Girls life has been a continuation of the posh brand, even without the moniker. She’s a business woman, a fashion designer, and part of a powerhouse celebrity family with David Beckham that has transcended her Spice fame.
She’s a serious woman with serious success.
But before she became a Spice Girl, never forget that Victoria Beckham had a role playing sperm. Her IMdB page may not acknowledge it but the internet remembers.
It was the 80s, and it was a role in the BBC sex education programme Body Matters. Victoria played a sperm on roller-skates.
Unfortunately the footage of this wondrous before-they-were-famous role has been wiped off the internet (suspicious…) but just imagine every time you see Victoria Beckham looking intimidatingly high faaaarshion, that she’s wearing a sperm costume and skating away. Guaranteed to make you feel better.