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These Hilarious Real Life Stories Of Embarrassment In The Bedroom Prove It Happens To Everyone

Sex rarely looks like it does in the movies.

Sex can be awkward! And embarrassing! And weird!

Let’s celebrate that truth by visiting the NSFW corners of Reddit, where people have shared their embarrassing stories of sexual encounters gone wrong.

Because going wrong is very alright, and it happens to everyone.

To kick off, please let this story be a reminder that impromptu role play is rarely a good idea. Though this is undeniably funny.

Some incidents are really only funny in retrospect, when the initial physical pain has passed. Be careful out there and stay coordinated guys.

Blowjob vomit stories are so common on Reddit that you might actually start feeling like the odd one out if you haven’t prompted your gag reflex during the act.

This is really just a series of unfortunate events.

If only sex education had prepared everyone for the ins and outs of sex and contraception.

With the right person, you should be able to laugh about things. Especially the weird stuff that happens during sex.

The problem with having sex in absolute darkness is you can’t see if your partner gets a bloody nose and turns the bed into what looks like a crime scene.

But a bloody nose is nothing to be embarrassed about. The right person will think it’s cute.

ALWAYS WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE PROCEEDING.

Sometimes freak accidents happen. The thing that’s actually embarrassing is the use of the terms “ol’lickaroo” and “va-jay-jay”.

This one isn’t embarrassing I just want to include it to say NEVER push someone’s head to go down on you, past the point of polite suggestion.

Sex noise can be embarrassing when people overhear, because it’s a private thing and you might want to keep it that way. So just do a close check of the perimeter.

Again, the perimeter. Check it.

Farts and queefs happen during sexy time, it is the raw truth. Try to be with someone who isn’t fazed by you being a normal human body.

This is adorable and also a case for the need for better sex education.

Whatever happens during the deed, at least you can take solace in knowing you are not the only one to experience embarrassment in the bedroom.

If You’re Thirsty For Scandal These Petty Real Life Break Up Stories Are The Goods

We live for the drama.

Whether it’s in a TV show or in the celebrity world or in a TV show about the celebrity world, we as a civilisation have shown an unparalleled thirst for scandal. Scandalously petty behaviour is one of our favourite sub-categories of drama, and petty post-break-up acts are the ultimate sweet spot.

So let’s indulge our passion with some of Reddit’s best stories of real life people doing extremely petty things in the wake of a break-up. We deserve it.

Starting with a cheeky pre-break-up pettiness that was too good to not include. There are some things that cannot be overlooked or forgiven, and calling Imagine Dragons your #1 is up there.

Sometimes the best revenge is calculated sabotage, Game of Thrones style.

If you ever needed a reason to learn how to sew (or un-sew) well here it is.

Extra points for use of the world “daddy” and taking the toilet paper. Truly a visionary.

When the betrayal is this bad, sometimes it takes eight years (or more) to dole out revenge – it’s very impressive. But can we just bow down to the sister and true MVP in this story?

This is some third-party torture that is really inspired.

Great time to have a pregnant friend.

Right in the jugular. And sometimes the jugular is a car, whatever works. Just so long as it hurts.

THIS IS SO THOROUGH. This is something you can do not only to ex’s, but anyone who wrongs you! Send them the junk they deserve.

Simple, bitter, blunt, and petty.

While pettiness is not recommended in your own life, we’re also not judging, and clearly entertained. So you do what you need to do.

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