There is nothing shameful about sex. It’s a natural thing and, generally, a great thing. But there are certain unspoken rules and codes of conduct that apply when it comes to all things sex.
Like, don’t have sex in public and don’t do anything without consent.
Some things just come down to common sense. Or, at the very least, self-preservation. Like, don’t leave your sex toys out to be found. No one wants their mum to stumble on their dildo while she’s cleaning their bedroom.
Or, their grandmother to mistake their fleshlights as thermal socks. Like this dude in Japan:
I’m not kink shaming – you can kink all you want – but you shouldn’t be selfish about it. Poor grandma doesn’t need to see your kink and she certainly doesn’t need to corrupt her feet with it either.
I can just imagine it:
“Why are my slippers so…slippery?”
“Why are they…sticky?”
“Oh, there goes my circulation.”
Of course, once he realised what had happened, the Japanese man had to tell his grandma and get the ‘socks’ off her feet. As you can imagine, they were not easy to remove.
I’m equal parts horrified and amused watching the above^. I’m also super satisfied. Not in a gross porny way, but in a “you got what’s coming to you, you idiot” kind of way. If you’re leaving your sex toys just laying around then you deserve to be caught.
Hopefully this dude has learnt his lesson.
And hopefully you’re all going to go and hide your sexy items in a place your grandma, mum, cleaner and dog will never find them.