Category: Russia

Trump's Patriotic Supporters Are Taking The Whole 'Accusations Of Treason' Thing Surprisingly Well

If you were hoping Trump's seemingly unpatriotic embrace of Putin over the US authorities would be the tipping point in the right-wing adulation of the current president then… um, you might want to sit down.

Trump Is Pro-Asbestos And We're Not Surprised Because Russia Benefits From The Asbestos Trade

This “Psychic” Deaf Cat Is Russian State-Sponsored Propaganda In Fur Form As It Predicts The World Cup And We Are Nawwwwww For It

Russia appears to have borrowed a Bond villain’s fur baby to distract us from … wait… I know there was something we didn’t like about them. Oh who cares!

Russian Politician Tamara Pletneva Urges Locals Not To Have The Sex With The Foreigners This World Cup Because We Steal Babies

The committee chair told a local radio station "I'm no Nationalist, but..."

Get Ready To Ignore That Awkward Thing Where The World Cup Is Being Held In One Of The Worst Countries In The World

Strap on a poker face and settle into your comfiest Cloak of Denial +3 – we're all going on a Russian World Cup Tour of EVERYTHING IS AWESOME, OK?

Of Course Steven Seagal Was At Putin’s Inauguration Ceremony

And that was but one element of a celebration that ran the gamut from surreal to sinister.

Your Cheat Sheet For The Imminent Third World War

As Trump’s threats get more direct, it’s never been more important or less reassuring to know who are the enemies, who are the allies, and whether that makes any difference (spoiler: not necessarily!).

An Online Simulator Shows What Would Happen If A Nuclear Bomb Landed On Your House And It’s Absolutely Terrifying

Every wanted to nuke your enemies? Well now you can.

Wow! Vladimir Putin Wins Russian Re-Election In Completely Unpredictable and Non-Suspicious Landslide!

Just shows that dreams can come true!