Russia Is Sending Cows Into The Matrix To Try And Get More Milk
Into the mootrix.
The greatest milkshake-ducking of 2019.
It's just US-Australia relations at work, nothing to see here, folks.
Shooketh to the core.
Mr. Gorbachev please tear me another slice.
Big power move from Rammstein to insult Putin in his backyard.
Let's be honest, we all knew this day would eventually come.
Look, who among us hasn't had plans to hand luxury property over to people which we have no particular desire to influence?
It seems appropriate to be getting kudos from the spiritual (and actual) home of Fake News.
FEEL the unity.
See, he said "would" when he obviously meant "wouldn't", which was an easy mistake to make. And heck, maybe he's been doing that the whole time!
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