Category: Russia

Russia Is Sending Cows Into The Matrix To Try And Get More Milk

Into the mootrix.

Turns Out That Football Loving Beluga Whale Might Be A Russian Spy

The greatest milkshake-ducking of 2019.

Russia Is Backing Up The Teachers Who Told You That Wikipedia Is Unreliable

Nyet.

Scott Morrison Is Now Embroiled In The Trump Scandal, And He Doesn’t Deny It

It's just US-Australia relations at work, nothing to see here, folks.

The World's Deepest Hole Is Covered By Nothing But A 'Rusty Lid' Which Is Reassuring

Shooketh to the core.

Yes, That Really Is Mikhail Gorbachev In A 90s Pizza Hut Ad

Mr. Gorbachev please tear me another slice.

Rammstein Gives Vladimir Putin The Finger With Onstage Kiss To Protest His Anti-Gay Law

Big power move from Rammstein to insult Putin in his backyard.

A Russian Town Is Now Entirely Run By Polar Bears

Let's be honest, we all knew this day would eventually come.

Trump And Putin Are Not At All Buddies, So Much So The US Prez Was Going To Give Vlad A US$50M Penthouse

Look, who among us hasn't had plans to hand luxury property over to people which we have no particular desire to influence?

Donald Trump's Getting Some Pretty Flattering Media Coverage… In Russia, At Least

It seems appropriate to be getting kudos from the spiritual (and actual) home of Fake News.

On Russia, Trump Finally Got It So Wrong That Everyone Agrees On Something For Once, And It's Weirdly Beautiful

FEEL the unity.

Trump's I-Meant-The-Opposite Backflip Means Maybe We've Had Him All Wrong For The Last Two Years

See, he said "would" when he obviously meant "wouldn't", which was an easy mistake to make. And heck, maybe he's been doing that the whole time!