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These Homemade Royal Wedding Dolls Totally Nail The Sexy Majesty Of Harry And Meaghan

It's like looking into a photograph of the future!

Every so often something comes along which is so magical, so perfect, so true to life that it seems to be less the work of humankind and more the the creation of a god.

And then there’s the Harry and Meghan Wedding Doll Set that someone knocked up on HistoryWearz.

Is… is this the actual couple? It’s uncanny how true to life this is!

And “inspired” is right, listing!

Presenting our “Royals Wedding 9-piece Doll Set” – Purchase this adorable 18″ doll set and attire INSPIRED by Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, his soon to be Princess Bride! What a wonderful way for children and adults to celebrate the upcoming, wedding of the year – May 19th 2018!

 

Now, let’s be clear: this listing is celebrating the handmade outfits rather than the dolls. But the dolls do come with the set. And as far as their resemblance to the royal couple goes, they’ve nailed it.

Is this the couple, or the dolls? We challenge you to tell the difference!

And it’s only $205.18, plus $72.64 postage! A BARGAIN IN ANYONE’S LANGUAGE.

What a celebration of love, commitment, and the need for Australia to become a Republic as soon as humanly possible – all in the one gorgeous package!

And there’s at least a 60 per cent chance that the Harry doll won’t come alive and murder you in the night. Those are good odds!

That’s… that’s close enough.

Please, you’re scaring me.

I spent $300, and this is how it ends?

NOOOOOOOOOOO!