Madame Tussauds sometimes gets their wax figures a little bit wrong, but live wax figures takes things to a whole new level.
I was today years old when I learned what a live wax figure is and now what has been seen can not be unseen. It’s when real actors wear wax figure heads to impersonate celebrities, and Madame Tussauds in Berlin, Germany, just unveiled an exhibit in which the Duke and Duchess of Sussex (impersonators) are enjoying the holiday spirit.
I wonder what Harry and Meghan would think of these beauties because they are truly something.
The royal impersonators are both the stuff of nightmares and the stuff that really just makes life worth living. It’s the head to body ratio that is really the most off-putting thing about the whole aesthetic.
Apparently the wax fakers went to the local Christmas markets last week, decorated a Christmas tree in the exhibition, cradled Meghan’s (faux) baby bump and enjoyed some PDA. So just the usual stuff, except they are weird semi-human imposters.
They also = seem to have indulged in some less than usual activities, which has made for a few glorious picture-perfect moments.
I’ve never felt more appreciative to Madame Tussauds than I do right now for this.
Whether fake Meghan Markle was twerking, or just sitting on a chair, she looks cooked.
All hail Madame Tussauds and the actors beneath the royal wax, for giving us this wonderful Christmas gift. We hope that Harry, Meghan and the whole Royal family find it has funny as the rest of us.