Dating apps are a real mixed bag. Sometimes they result in friendships, hookups and are even responsible for genuine relationships that have even turned into marriages and families. However, dating apps are also home to people like James – a romantic hopeful whose Tinder bio has landed on TikTok for all the wrong reasons.
TikTok user @claramelapple recently took to the video sharing platform to recite James’ Tinder bio, and word of warning, it’s not an easy listen.
“Yeah so some of you Tinder girls really gotta hear this,” his bio begins, before launching into a list of lessons women who come across his profile (apparently) need to learn.
“You’re not that hot and even if you are your immaturity makes you pathetic and gross, get over yourself,” James begins – adding insult to injury by incorrectly spelling ‘you’re’ as ‘your’.
“Number two, if you really care about something other than looks then quit being stupid and drop your standards, you ain’t special,” he continues. Thanks for that, James.
“Number three, if you’re fat, a feminist, or a bitch, swipe left,” he writes. “I want a woman not a little girl.”
Wait, it gets worse.
“Lastly, even if I like or match with you doesn’t mean I’m interested in you, it merely means I’m willing to give you a chance,” he ends his 4-point list.
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@claramelapple finished her TikTok video by sharing an image of James and saying, “alright ladies, here’s the man of the hour – James.”
Wow – there really are no words for this bio. You have to sincerely hope this is a really bad joke, or James deserves the award for most toxic and sexist Tinder bio of all time.
Judging by the thousands of comments left of @claramelapple’s TikTok video, most people agree with the latter. Yikes.
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