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Why Does The Bachelor Keep Smearing Stuff All Over The Contestants?

Has… has Matt got a bit of an unconscious kink-thing going on here?
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If Someone's Ghosted You, Maybe Don't Stalk Them Down For A Reality TV Show

Yeah... nothing problematic about this at all.
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It's Just Dawned On The Bachelor's Contestants That Now It's Every Dame For Herself

So it turns out that this competitive dating contest is a competition?
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Getting Bachelor-Ripped Means Applying Maths To Food Which Sounds Exhausting

Numbers and diet, together at last.
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No One Froths On The Bachelor (And Bachie Trolls) More Than Osher Günsberg

Love what you do and you'll never work a day in your life.
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The Bachelor Is Proof That Aussies Can't And Won't Stop Swearing

It's in our blood.
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The Bachelor Shows Why We Never Get Over Our High School Romance

B-b-but she said a mean thing! MISS! MIIIIIISSSSSSSS!
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The Bachelor Doesn't Fear A Mid-Date Vomit And You Kind Of Have To Admire That

We're going to dive deep into the Bachelor, via the least bachelory member of the GOAT team
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Reality TV Can Be Total Rubbish, But That Doesn't Make It Okay To Bully Contestants

Don’t be a jerk.
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If The New Bachelor Is An Astrophysicist Does That Mean He Knows My Star Sign? And Other Questions

Look, it's a roundabout way to get more science on TV but we'll take it.

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