Queer Eye season 3 has dropped on Netflix and the whole internet is crying.
We’re crying over Jodie’s hair, Rob’s picture book, Isaac’s oar, Karamo‘s alarmingly literal metaphors, Antoni‘s constant posing to showcase his guns, Tan’s self-awareness over his French tuck obsession…
And Bruley, the French bulldog.
producers: how can we make #QueerEye3 even better than the last two seasons when they were so amazing?
some intern: what if we gave the fab five a dog
producers: holy shit someone promote her–
— spaghetti goblin (@oliviamarlyce) March 16, 2019
— Maurita Obermiller (@MAURITAHHH) March 16, 2019
Bruley is the cutest guy on Queer Eye and I won’t be convinced otherwise. pic.twitter.com/B5K85xUa2W
— Jason Carlos (@jaarlos) March 16, 2019
Yes, the new Fab Five loft in Kansas City, Missouri, has a dog. Bruley belongs to a neighbour in the building, and in the great Queer Eye tradition of working with what they have, the team adopted him to amp up the adorable.
How did we survive two seasons of this show without a canine addition?
(Side note: how did we survive without Antoni speaking French and constantly putting on adorable costumes?)
— .danielle. (@danielletmurray) March 15, 2019
— haha it's ashlee 😉 (@shawtyfromguam) March 16, 2019
(By the way, he just says “Hi everyone, my name is Bruley and I am a little French bulldog.”)
ANTONI SPEAKING FRENCH IM LIVING FOR THIS OMG I SHRIEKED pic.twitter.com/jlstGcP9ME
— smol boi™ (@Orii_gami) March 15, 2019
However, there’s a side controversy over him by the end of the first episode.
Eating their zucchini salads inspired by Jodie’s home-grown veg, Bobby feeds a whining Bruley a forkful of greens. From his fork.
Cue Tan, king of the horrified expression:
“I’m just gonna reiterate how disgusted I am when we feed him with a fork.”
“You want him to eat with his hands?” retorts Bobby.
And the internet seems to be largely Team Tan.
THANK YOU @tanfrance for saying how gross it is to feed Bruley with a fork
— RuKayBes (@MaameKraa) March 16, 2019
— Rashaun…Formally known as Rashawn (@Speede_e) March 16, 2019
However, Bobby, as usual, works five times as hard as the rest of the team, and so Bobby can do what he wants – and Bruley can too.
After all, who could resist this face?
— Satchel Paige (@Mc_Crossover) March 16, 2019
And it’s not that much grosser than letting him lick your face:
— Dan Ellis (@dgellis0907) March 16, 2019
The bigger worry, surely, is Antoni’s appetite – horses and squirrels are a no, but apparently French bulldog isn’t off the menu.
— Claire Severine (@claire_severine) March 16, 2019
— Elisabeth (Beth) Jeffs (@beth_tweets) March 16, 2019
You can follow Bruley on Instagram @bruleybru – you know, just to keep an eye on him.