Queer Eye season 3 has dropped on Netflix and the whole internet is crying.
We’re crying over Jodie’s hair, Rob’s picture book, Isaac’s oar, Karamo‘s alarmingly literal metaphors, Antoni‘s constant posing to showcase his guns, Tan’s self-awareness over his French tuck obsession…
And Bruley, the French bulldog.
Yes, the new Fab Five loft in Kansas City, Missouri, has a dog. Bruley belongs to a neighbour in the building, and in the great Queer Eye tradition of working with what they have, the team adopted him to amp up the adorable.
How did we survive two seasons of this show without a canine addition?
(Side note: how did we survive without Antoni speaking French and constantly putting on adorable costumes?)
(By the way, he just says “Hi everyone, my name is Bruley and I am a little French bulldog.”)
However, there’s a side controversy over him by the end of the first episode.
Eating their zucchini salads inspired by Jodie’s home-grown veg, Bobby feeds a whining Bruley a forkful of greens. From his fork.
Cue Tan, king of the horrified expression:
“I’m just gonna reiterate how disgusted I am when we feed him with a fork.”
“You want him to eat with his hands?” retorts Bobby.
And the internet seems to be largely Team Tan.
However, Bobby, as usual, works five times as hard as the rest of the team, and so Bobby can do what he wants – and Bruley can too.
After all, who could resist this face?
And it’s not that much grosser than letting him lick your face:
The bigger worry, surely, is Antoni’s appetite – horses and squirrels are a no, but apparently French bulldog isn’t off the menu.
You can follow Bruley on Instagram @bruleybru – you know, just to keep an eye on him.