It’s been a hot minute since we’ve heard any news from Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina, but this week the Internet was blessed with yet another piece of WTF Goop memorabilia. Yep, Gwynny has released a candle that ‘smells’ like her orgasm.
Paltrow revealed her orgasmic candle during a recent appearance on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon, and unsurprisingly, he got quite the kick out of it.
The candle, which is aptly named ‘This Smells Like My Orgasm’ is a blend of “tart grapefruit, neroli, and ripe cassis berries” and comes complete in a firework-printed box. I see what you did there, Gwynny.
It’s not the first time Paltrow and her Goop minions have broken the internet with weird and wonderful merch. Earlier this year, the wellness guru released a candle that ‘smells’ like her vagina.
According to the official Goop website, Gwyneth’s vagina is “funny, gorgeous, sexy and beautifully unexpected” and smells like “geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed.”
You can’t make this stuff up.
Paltrow can keep flogging genital-related keepsakes until she’s blue in the face, but the question still remains: does anyone want them?
Judging by the sentiment on Twitter, Gwynny’s candles are more of a punchline than a sought after piece of home decor.
There’s also the fact that Paltrow’s vajayjay candles cost an absolute arm and a leg. Sadly, they don’t ship to Australia – but if they did, they’d set you back over $100.
That’s a lot of money to make your house smell like someone’s sex life.
Hear all about Paltrow’s chaotic energy below:
Gwyneth Paltrow knows exactly what she’s doing with her OTT Goop merch. She’s been trolling us from day one – however, sometimes the products she touts are actually incredibly harmful.
An increasing amount of women are consulting wellness websites, like Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop, that flog ‘alternative’ treatment methods like yoni eggs or vaginal steaming – a practice women’s health expert Dr. Ginni Mansberg told GOAT is complete BS.
“I don’t know what vaginal steaming is meant to be doing,” she said. “All I can tell you is, what we know from medical journals is that it’s linked to an increased risk of second-degree burns in the vagina, which is not an easy place to treat.”
Gwyneth Paltrow can keep her sexual candles, but the dodgy health and wellness advice can go straight in the bin.
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