There’s a time and place to get your fap on, like in the privacy of your bedroom. For one woman in China, she decided that the perfect time and place to get masturbating is in the middle of a busy IKEA.
Speaking of masturbating, the GOAT team talk about how the good things Pornhub has been during for COVID-19 relief on ‘It’s Been A Big Day For…’ below:
Clearly preferring the well-ventilated open spaces and fapping equipment available in IKEA stores, a woman in China was filmed masturbating on various pieces of in-store furniture at an undisclosed branch and the video proceeded to go viral after being shared online.
Unsurprisingly, IKEA wasn’t particularly pleased with how this woman rubbed herself all over their in-store furniture and issued out a strongly worded statement (via AFP). The DIY giant said “We resolutely oppose and condemn this kind of behavior, and immediately reported it to the police in the city of the suspected store.”
While IKEA didn’t confirm which branch this viral masturbation video was filmed, it did state it will be implementing “even more careful security and public cleanliness measures” while encouraging customers to “browse stores in an orderly and civilised way.” That’s perhaps the nicest way anyone has issued out the warning, “stop jerking off all over our furniture, please.”
China also wasn’t too fond of this IKEA masturbation video going viral and went to painstaking lengths to scrub it from the internet, though not before millions of people managed to watch some random woman get her rocks off in public.
IKEA didn’t release many details about this public fapping video but the internet managed to draw a lot of conclusions and raised some very interesting points. Folks noted the the lack of face masks being worn meant that the video was filmed prior to the COVID-19 lockdowns, and her Cantonese suggests she visited a store in South China’s Guongdong Province.
Most hilariously, people note just how oblivious other IKEA shoppers were of this half-naked woman going to town on herself all over the in-store furniture. Very good point. Either folks were just trying to ignore her or they honestly didn’t notice the epic public masturbation sesh going on before them.
GOAT spoke to some experts about the very topic of masturbating (but not on IKEA furniture) on ‘Thinking Between The Thighs’:
To be fair, IKEA is all about “doing it yourself” so it was only a matter of time before someone took that a step beyond just putting furniture together.
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