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If The Bushfires Have Got You Down, Here’s Something To Get You Off

When we said the country was screwed, this isn't what we meant.

Sex sells. I know it, you know it, we all know it. Every now and the though, people can harness the power of selling sex to make a major difference. Case in point: the Down Under Donation Dildo. 

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Before this dildo there was Kaylen Ward, better known as The Naked Philanthropist, who raised a ton of money by sending nudes to anyone who could prove that they’d donated over $10 to the Australian bushfire relief efforts.

Now we have some legends over at geekysextoys.com (which is, in fact, a real website) who have released the previously mentioned Down Under Donation Dildo. It’s as true blue as they come, and all of the profits off it are going to bushfire relief. 

Alright, I know you want to know what it looks like. Here.

Worse than you expected? Same. I didn’t really know what to expect when I first heard about this, but I’ll admit it wasn’t this. The particular part that kills me is the little koala sitting at the base of the bright yellow shaft. That koala has seen / will see some shit.

The Down Under Donation Dildo is made in Australia and is aptly priced at $69 dollarydoos, just in case you thought it couldn’t get any better. 

The amount of money raised for the bushfires has been absolutely staggering, and the whole world seems to have chipped it. It’s heartening to see during a really difficult time, and although this is one of the most… creative… methods we’ve seen so far of raising funds, every bit helps. 

So good on Geeky Sex Toys and their patriotic wang, may they sell heaps and raise as much money as possible. 

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