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Harry Styles And Jacob Elordi Somehow Made Iso Mullets And Moustaches Sexy

There's a piece of you in how I dress.

If you’ve been looking for a sign that everything is gonna be okay – this is it. Two men, both alike in dignity, is where we lay our scene. Enter Jacob Elordi’s Mullet from stage right and from stage left, Harry Styles’ Moustache.

Harry Styles is currently spending his iso in Rome – half his luck – and was spotted on a run around the cobbled streets looking seriously fkn hot. He’s joined KJ Apa and Noah Centineo, and grown some pretty hella facial hair while hiding away and it has made me feel things.

Evidently, not everyone is on board with Harry Styles’ moustache. A message from my sister, for your consideration.

I see Harry Styles’ moustache and raise you Jacob Elordi’s mullet, which he debuted in a Bottle-o whilst copping a 4 pack of Watermelon Cruisers. The way I just physically winced because I can not contain myself.

Jacob Elordi’s mullet has done a photoshoot with GQ and once again, for the second time today since seeing Harry Styles’ moustache, I am feeling things.

Iso haircuts can be a real hit and miss, so we spoke about the do’s and don’t’s of copping Jacob Elordi’s mullet at home:

Whilst Harry Styles has not commented on his moustache, Jacob Elordi spoke about his mullet in the interview with GQ. “It is luscious, [and] a huge sense of freedom,” he said.

The GQ reporter confirmed that Jacob Elordi RAN HIS HAND THROUGH JACOB ELORDI’S MULLET. Just in case you were wondering.

He said, “Usually I have this all-American short back and sides, but I hate that haircut. I hate having super-short hair. So this is the first time I’ve been able to grow it.”

Jacob Elordi spoke more about his ‘All-American’ image, and we unpacked what that pressure means in Hollywood.

Iso has been hard for a lot of us, but thanks to the new content from Jacob Elordi’s mullet and Harry Styles’ moustache, I am feeling much, much better.