It's Happening: Peter Dutton, The 30-Year-Old Texan Popcorn Maker Is Coming To Australia To Take His Rightful Place As The People's PM
Our cries for a PM for the people have been heard. Plus he's bringing popcorn, so that's pretty neat too.
Our cries for a PM for the people have been heard. Plus he's bringing popcorn, so that's pretty neat too.
Things just keep looking less great for P-Dutty and his intervention in a weirdly specific subset of visa issues.
Who thought that it would be a couple of au pairs that would be Dutton's most controversial decision regarding immigration detention?
"Stop trying to make Dutton happen. It's never going to happen."
A project so high-brow it will lure Daniel Day-Lewis out of retirement.
Can we ignore politics for a while now? Please?
How's today going to roll out? Like this!
In a weird way, today's result is possibly the absolute worst possible outcome for the Liberal Party.
If Malcolm Turnbull gave all his speeches with this level of BDE, maybe we wouldn't be here.
Never tweet.
So basically Malcolm Turnbull has given up, then.
We could have yet another prime minister before lunch.
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