Category: Peter Dutton

It's Happening: Peter Dutton, The 30-Year-Old Texan Popcorn Maker Is Coming To Australia To Take His Rightful Place As The People's PM

Our cries for a PM for the people have been heard. Plus he's bringing popcorn, so that's pretty neat too.

The Nation Continues To Ask Peter Dutton What's The Go With The Ever-Increasing Number Of Au Pairs

Things just keep looking less great for P-Dutty and his intervention in a weirdly specific subset of visa issues.

Amazing Though It Sounds, Things Just Got Even Worse For Peter Dutton

Who thought that it would be a couple of au pairs that would be Dutton's most controversial decision regarding immigration detention?

The Liberal Party Got All Mean Girls On Julie Bishop On WhatsApp And Now She Doesn't Want To Play Anymore

"Stop trying to make Dutton happen. It's never going to happen."

Since A $200 Million Libspill Movie Adaptation Is Totally Going To Happen, Here Are The Best Actors To Play The Oscar-Worthy Roles Of Turnbull, Bishop, Dutton, Morrison And Abbott

A project so high-brow it will lure Daniel Day-Lewis out of retirement.

Congratulations, Australia, We Finally Have A Prime Minister (For A Little While)!

Can we ignore politics for a while now? Please?

You Can Finally Have A Say In Who Your PM Is With This Handy Canberra Choose Your Own Adventure!

How's today going to roll out? Like this!

With Morrison As PM The Liberals Have Solved Exactly Nothing, But At Least They've Made Things A Whole Lot Worse

In a weird way, today's result is possibly the absolute worst possible outcome for the Liberal Party.

Your Government Won't End Until Friday, And Here's How It Will Go Down

If Malcolm Turnbull gave all his speeches with this level of BDE, maybe we wouldn't be here.

Let's Remember All Those Times The Liberals Roasted Labor On Twitter About Their Leadership Dramas

Never tweet.

Scott Morrison Is Now Running For The Prime Ministership And All Bets Are Suddenly Off

So basically Malcolm Turnbull has given up, then.

Peter Dutton Has Demanded Another Leadership Challenge So Throw Him And Turnbull Chainsaws And Let Them Have At It

We could have yet another prime minister before lunch.