Category: Peter Dutton

Peter Dutton Wants To Scan Your Face Before Letting You Watch Porn

Yeah, this isn't going to go wrong at all.

If Attacking A Disabled Candidate Doesn't Lose Peter Dutton His Seat What On Earth Will?

We've hit rock bottom already.

Here's The Proof That This Australian Parliament Was The Most Rubbish Ever

Can the next parliament possibly get worse? If so, it's got some hard acts to follow.

Peter Dutton Is Using The Christchurch Shootings To Stir Up The Debunked Video Game Violence Debate Again

Standard play from the politician's handbook: don't own up to the issue and blame video games instead.

Peter Dutton Wants You To Know That The Left Are Also To Blame For Christchurch

Oh boy.

Peter Dutton Goes On A Rant About His Old Boss Malcolm Turnbull, Not At All Bitter He Never Got To Be PM

The tea is exceptionally good today.

Peter Dutton's Fakey-Pretendies Folders Are Part Of Australian Parliament's Rich History Of Stupid Props

Also, Pete, seriously: what's the go with the au pairs?

We Look At The Possible Reasons Why Scott Morrison Made Himself A Shiny Trophy For Stopping The Boats

We have some theories, by which we mean baseless speculation accompanied by cheap visual jokes.

Peter Dutton Allegedly Asked To Get His Mates Sweet Border Force Jobs And Surely No-one Is Even Surprised Anymore

As the old saying almost goes, hell hath no fury like a former Border Force chief scorned.

Peter Dutton Only Approves Visas For People Whose Jobs Are At A Downton Abbey Level Of Fancy

Au pairs! Polo players! People who worked on the campaigns of his party colleagues! The Home Affairs Minister's visa approvals just get weirder and weirder.

Bill Shorten Actually Landed A Genuine Zinger Over The Weekend And It Was A Good One

Look, we're a bit surprised too.

Peter Dutton Says The Au Pair Stuff Is Just Payback For Trying To Take The PM Spot And Not Because He Did Something Dodgy Or Anything

They say attack is the best form of defense so credit to P-Dutty for trying to pull that card.