Peter Dutton Wants To Scan Your Face Before Letting You Watch Porn
Yeah, this isn't going to go wrong at all.
Yeah, this isn't going to go wrong at all.
We've hit rock bottom already.
Can the next parliament possibly get worse? If so, it's got some hard acts to follow.
Standard play from the politician's handbook: don't own up to the issue and blame video games instead.
The tea is exceptionally good today.
Also, Pete, seriously: what's the go with the au pairs?
We have some theories, by which we mean baseless speculation accompanied by cheap visual jokes.
As the old saying almost goes, hell hath no fury like a former Border Force chief scorned.
Au pairs! Polo players! People who worked on the campaigns of his party colleagues! The Home Affairs Minister's visa approvals just get weirder and weirder.
Look, we're a bit surprised too.
They say attack is the best form of defense so credit to P-Dutty for trying to pull that card.
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