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Peter Dutton Wants To Scan Your Face Before Letting You Watch Porn

Yeah, this isn't going to go wrong at all.
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If Attacking A Disabled Candidate Doesn't Lose Peter Dutton His Seat What On Earth Will?

We've hit rock bottom already.
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Here's The Proof That This Australian Parliament Was The Most Rubbish Ever

Can the next parliament possibly get worse? If so, it's got some hard acts to follow.
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Peter Dutton Is Using The Christchurch Shootings To Stir Up The Debunked Video Game Violence Debate Again

Standard play from the politician's handbook: don't own up to the issue and blame video games instead.
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Peter Dutton Wants You To Know That The Left Are Also To Blame For Christchurch

Oh boy.
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Peter Dutton Goes On A Rant About His Old Boss Malcolm Turnbull, Not At All Bitter He Never Got To Be PM

The tea is exceptionally good today.
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Peter Dutton's Fakey-Pretendies Folders Are Part Of Australian Parliament's Rich History Of Stupid Props

Also, Pete, seriously: what's the go with the au pairs?
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We Look At The Possible Reasons Why Scott Morrison Made Himself A Shiny Trophy For Stopping The Boats

We have some theories, by which we mean baseless speculation accompanied by cheap visual jokes.
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Peter Dutton Allegedly Asked To Get His Mates Sweet Border Force Jobs And Surely No-one Is Even Surprised Anymore

As the old saying almost goes, hell hath no fury like a former Border Force chief scorned.
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Peter Dutton Only Approves Visas For People Whose Jobs Are At A Downton Abbey Level Of Fancy

Au pairs! Polo players! People who worked on the campaigns of his party colleagues! The Home Affairs Minister's visa approvals just get weirder and weirder.

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