Pete Davidson Calls Out The Consequences To Ariana Grande Over-Hyping His 'Huge' Package

BDE is both a blessing and a curse.

Ariana Grande alluding to her ex-fiancé Pete Davidson having a big d**k is such common knowledge it’s basically gospel now. The myth of Davidson’s generous goods dates back to the beginning of the Big D**k Energy meme, and continues all the way through to making a big deal out of his big deal in her ‘thank u, next’ video.

We all assumed that Pete Davidson enjoyed this folklore, for what guy doesn’t want the world impressed with not only their BDE, but also just the D? It was like a fairytale: Ariana and her BD fiancé. But the fairytale didn’t last, and now the whole relationship is fodder for both Ariana’s music and Pete Davidson’s stand up comedy shows.

According to PEOPLE, Pete Davidson was at a Saturday night stand-up gig in New York City when he called out the TMI big penis story that Ariana Grande keeps spinning. Basically he said that the myth is a clever strategy to sabotage his dating life by setting up his future lovers for disappointment.

“I don’t like that she talked all that s— for my penis,” he said.

“Everything is huge to her,” he continued. “Why would she tell everyone that I have a huge penis? So that every girl who sees my d**k for the rest of my life is disappointed.”

The best jokes have an element of truth in it, and I think it’s safe to say the expectations for what’s under Pete Davidson’s pants have been set sky high thanks to Ari. Things could be worse though than the world fawning over your package so I don’t think Pete Davidson’s BDE will be his downfall.

Ariana Grande Reveals The Wholesome Story Behind Her New Single ‘7 Rings’ That's Dropping Next Week

Does this woman ever sleep?

You would think that with so much going on in Ariana Grande’s personal life recently, she might not have time to keep pumping out fire content, but alas, she is a generous queen.

Straight off the back of the ‘thank u, next’ single and iconic video, she gave us ‘imagine’, and now she’s announced that she’s releasing the official second single from her upcoming fifth studio album next week.

Come January 18, we’ll be able to stream the s**t out of Ariana’s newest single, ‘7 rings’.

Back in December when a fan asked on Twitter who had the idea for the single, Ariana replied with a bit of a story behind how the song came to be. It sounds like we’re in for a track inspired by a wholesome story of friendship, support, and Tiffany’s bling. My favourite kind of fairytale.

“well …………. ‘twas a pretty rough day in nyc.” Ariana tweeted. “my friends took me to tiffany’s. we had too much champagne. i bought us all rings.  it was very insane and funny. & on the way back to the stu njomza was like ‘bitch, this gotta be a song lol’. so we wrote it that afternoon.”

And now the time to listen to the wholesome friendship track is nearly here. We are very much ready for an ode to the kind of self care that involves champagne, presents, and a tight crew of mates, and keen as hell to see what kind of magic Ariana can whip up in a single afternoon. Bring on ‘7 rings’ next Friday.

This Year’s Coachella Line-Up Is So Good You'll Have To Pinch Me Because I Must Be Dreaming

If there was ever a year to make the trip, this is it.

Get your fezzy gear in order and clear your April calendars because the Coachella line-up just dropped and it’s epic.

The annual Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival has a lot to top since they shook the world up with Beyoncé’s headlining performance and was re-dubbed ‘Beychella‘. But they’ve pulled together a red hot team of our faves to take the stages from April 12-14, and then again for the sequel weekend from April 19-21.

As the headliners for the 2019 Coachella festival we’ve got, of course, the one and only Ariana Grande, who has literally dominated our attention and won our devotion over the last year.

Childish Gambino will also be headlining, which is great news for all the Aussies who missed out on seeing him when he had to cancel the Australian leg of his tour.

Then we’ve also got our very own Tame Impala headlining the mega-festival. So you can see some homegrown talent from Kevin Parker and his crew, rocking the world with his psychedelic tunes.

The line-up also sports more huge acts and a diversity of artists including Solange, Kid Cudi, Janelle Monáe, the 1975, Jon Hopkins, Mac DeMarco, Diplo, Kacey Musgraves, Maggie Rogers, Weezer, Pusha-T, SOPHIE, Aphex Twin, Gucci Gang, Sofi Tukker, Anderson .Paak, Juice WRLD, Playboi Carti, Bad Bunny, Sheck Wes, Gesaffelstein, J Balvin, and a whole lot more you can see below.

One act that no one saw coming is Idris Elba, who apparently also DJ’s on top of being a beloved man of Hollywood. Before the hype of his Coachella slot wore off, Netflix announced that Idris Elba will actually be starring as a DJ in a comedy series called Turn Up Charlie that premieres on March 15.

Coachella 2019 sufficiently calls for a trip to the US if you can swing it, because this line-up is what dreams are made of.


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