Ariana Grande alluding to her ex-fiancé Pete Davidson having a big d**k is such common knowledge it’s basically gospel now. The myth of Davidson’s generous goods dates back to the beginning of the Big D**k Energy meme, and continues all the way through to making a big deal out of his big deal in her ‘thank u, next’ video.
We all assumed that Pete Davidson enjoyed this folklore, for what guy doesn’t want the world impressed with not only their BDE, but also just the D? It was like a fairytale: Ariana and her BD fiancé. But the fairytale didn’t last, and now the whole relationship is fodder for both Ariana’s music and Pete Davidson’s stand up comedy shows.
According to PEOPLE, Pete Davidson was at a Saturday night stand-up gig in New York City when he called out the TMI big penis story that Ariana Grande keeps spinning. Basically he said that the myth is a clever strategy to sabotage his dating life by setting up his future lovers for disappointment.
“I don’t like that she talked all that s— for my penis,” he said.
“Everything is huge to her,” he continued. “Why would she tell everyone that I have a huge penis? So that every girl who sees my d**k for the rest of my life is disappointed.”
The best jokes have an element of truth in it, and I think it’s safe to say the expectations for what’s under Pete Davidson’s pants have been set sky high thanks to Ari. Things could be worse though than the world fawning over your package so I don’t think Pete Davidson’s BDE will be his downfall.