Serious question: what sort of magic fairy-dust encrusted unicorn superpower is Pete Davidson hiding in his pants? The 25-year-old comedian stepped out with Cindy Crawford’s model daughter Kaia Gerber this week, proving his BDE is stronger and more powerful than ever before.
Davidson was photographed leaving the apartment of Gerber just one week after parting ways with yet another brunette starlet, Margaret Qualley.
The comedian’s short-lived romance with Qualley (who also happens to be the daughter of actress Andie McDowell) came hot off the back with Davidson’s fling with actress Kate Beckinsale, who is 21 years his senior.
Then there’s Davidson’s speedy engagement to singer Ariana Grande in 2018, and his long-term relationship with Larry David’s daughter Cazzie David throughout the two years prior.
So, what’s the deal? Why does Pete Davidson have such a knack for landing gorgeous brunette celebrity offspring? Does it come down to his BDE?
Pete Davidson’s BDE was a term first coined in a since-deleted tweet from 2018 which read, “Pete Davidson is 6’3 with dark circles, exudes big dick energy, looks evil but apparently is an angel, and loves his girl publicly but the only thing wrong w him is that he’s a scorpio but anyway…id married him within a month too.”
In a piece for The Cut, Allison P. David explained the concept of Pete Davidson’s BDE, writing “what we’re talking about is really more of an aura, a vibe.”
“There are men with Big Dicks, but who do not ooze BDE. There are men with average to little ones who can have so much BDE you’re surprised to find that their wang does not touch their knee,” she added.
Other celebs who have been labelled as having BDE include Adam Driver, Tilda Swinton, and the late great Carrie Fisher – proving the phenomenon is not exclusive to men.
So there you have it, there’s no explanation other than Davidson is quite simply basking in his well-deserved BDE and racking up a dating history of brunette babes in the process. Quite frankly, I’m proud of him.