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Peppa Pig Is A 7-Foot-Tall Gay Icon Who Won't Let The Pop Charts Rest, What Have You Done Today?

Cher is feeling threatened.

From rescuing and adopting the aliens from Area 51 to the 1293477473 different Old Town Road remix possibilities, the internet has been busting at the seams with the greatest content since Jared never learning to read and those Scottish girls who got caught for dropping a deuce, pre-Cher Lloyd/ Becky G cover.

Did… Did Jared ever learn how to read?

We are so fortunate to live in a time where underrated icons are given a platform to share their message (thnx internet, we love u), and the most recent person (??) to gain viral attention, quite literally out of nowhere, is British cartoon piggy legend, Peppa Pig.

Nothing is impossible, Pep.

Recent discovery revealed that Peppa Pig is actually taller than the Hemsworth brothers, standing tall at over 7 foot.

Peppa Pig’s height discovery was expected to churn and burn, and get gone after a few retweets but it seems that Peppa has capitalised on the buzz and released her first body of work, literally entitled My First Album.

Classic. Simple. Elegant.

Paying homage to the icons before her that have crusted up, the tracklist for My First Album is simply brilliant. The first track entitled It’s Peppa Pig gives off major It’s Britney, Bitch vibes.

LGBT+ anthems including Rainbow, Rainbow and Expert Daddy Pig stand proud in this iconic collection of songs.

Lil Nas X is super into My First Album, and feels it’s his duty to alert pop fans of what’s coming next.