Category: Parenting

Chances Are Your Parents Have Eaten Actual Poo And Kissed You Goodnight

“Somehow, a little nugget escaped my son's diaper and ended up on my plate of eggs and sausage.”

Children Have Ruined Horror Films For Me And Now I Can't Even Watch Game Of Thrones

Spare a thought for the parents who are too freaked out for our Golden Age Of Television.

Terry Crews Shared An Awful Take On Single And Same-Sex Parents But Don't Declare Him Cancelled Just Yet

Turns out even someone as precious as Terry Crews is prone to saying really stupid stuff sometimes.

The World's First Gender Reveal Lasagne Is Hopefully Also The World's Last

But... why?

People Can't Seem To Stop Setting Fires At Gender Reveal Parties, Which Is Just One Of The Reasons They Are Terrible

A South Australian couple literally set a car on fire telling everyone what bits their kid's going to have.

This Dad Busts Bullies and Toxic Masculinity All In One Day Using Nothing But Nail Polish

He flew into SuperDad mode after some bullies made fun of his 5-year-old son's nail polish.

Young Adults Still At Home Apparently Costing Parents $12 Billion A Year, So Just Go Buy A Property Already

It’s not that 30-year-olds necessarily want to live at home. They just may not have another option.

Second Born Children Are The Worst Says Scientists To Parents Who Already Knew That

Because there has to be a black sheep in every family and if you're the second born it's probably you...

Baby Name Round Up: You’re Naming Your Kids Oliver And Olivia, Accept It

Also, who the hell is naming their child “Nixon”?

Old Mate John Howard Reckons Government Should Cut Funding For Schools That Insist On Educating Young People On Sex And Gender

Once again, our ex-PM has given his two cents on matters which really don’t concern him.

Parents, Please Stop Treating The Local Pub Like Your Personal Babysitter

Believe it or not – it’s still your job to parent your children even when they’re hyped up on pink drinks and you’ve had a few cheeky glasses of Sav.