With every wholesome, family-friendly annual event comes a wave of interest in somewhat-related Pornhub content to match.
So of course, Halloween apparently puts one thing on our dirty, dirty minds: spooky sex.
Pornhub’s iconic insights page has just released their latest Halloween stats and it reveals a variety of wild, seasonal-inspired fantasies. No judgement, but there are some kinks that I was absolutely not expecting to see.
Like a 436% increase in searches containing the word ‘pumpkin’, and an 842% increase in the search ‘f**king a pumpkin’.
The search term statistics are based off last year’s activity and the popular searches range from your basics like ‘scary’ (378% increase) and ‘spooky’ (966% increase), to more specific scenarios being sought out, like ‘halloween anal’ (3854% increase), and ‘f**k for candy’ (2627% increase).
Apparently October 31st really brings out a unique set of erotic desires in us all.
Pornhub also calculated the most popular costumes and characters being searched to determine which Halloween costume is most likely to have the most effective sex appeal.
It’s mostly all the usual suspects like ‘teacher’ coming in at #1 and ‘police/cop’ taking out #8. But let’s all appreciate that ‘Bowsette’, the now iconic, fan-imagined sexy female version of Super Mario avatar Bowser, has bumped ‘maid’ down the line and taken second place.
Probably because so many people were searching to see the actual cosplayed Bowsette porn that recently came out and ruined childhoods everywhere.
Whatever day of the year, and whether you’re enjoying your content alone or with company, have no shame in indulging your spooky sexual fantasies. Happy Halloween freaks!