When you think of success, two words probably come to mind more than any other: Shannon and Noll.
After all, Nollsy was runner-up against Guy Sebastian in the first Australian Idol, a listed entrant in Dancing With The Stars! Recently, Shannon was also a runner-up in “I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here” and the star of some internet videos where he threatens sexual violence against a man’s wife and his mum.
What a top bloke!
Ergh.
Just yanking your chain…
Okay, so maybe Nollsy got cross that one day. Maybe threaten sexual violence and offering someone in the crowd $100 to bash another audience member was just part of blowing off some steam.
I mean, who hasn’t lost their temper? Right?
Nollsy flying off the handle was probably just a one-off threat, something regrettable done in the heat of the moment. It’s not like Shannon would ever hurt a fly, or assault a strip club security guard.
Yes! Success!
Well, whether Nollsy has an anger issue or not, the crew over at the Total Success Summit thought that if anyone could embody their type-a, alpha-as-all-hell brand spirit of total success, it was Nollsy. However, it seems that they wanted to go one step further, so they’ve also recruited mixed martial artist of Ultimate Fighting Championship fame, George St-Pierre.
Because if anything can help people achieve success in their chosen field, it’s a guy who threatens violence against women and bashes security guards, and a guy who used to beat people up for a living.
Motivate! Pivot! Innovate! Succeed!
Okay, as a beta-male I’m probably not the best person to comment on such totes bloke things as achieving your ultimate self and overcoming adversity to strike it rich.
So, if you fancy paying a rich real estate agent $995 to hear from a UFC fighter and attend the VIP party afterwards featuring the musical stylings of Shannon Noll, then jump over to the Total Success website.
While you do that, I’m just going to pour a nice cup of tea, peruse the Shannon Noll Facebook comments, and pretend that everything is going to be okay.
With skim milk