Look, we’re just going to cut to the chase: Flume was filmed eating a woman’s arse while performing at this year’s Burning Man festival.
Yeah.
After a fan held up a sign with the question, “Does Flume even eat a**?”. Flume gave us the answer by literally brown-nosing a woman for a few seconds while in the middle of his DJ set, all of which was caught on video.
While we can’t exactly post the video here because of reasons, you can check out right HERE. Here’s a peach-related gif to make up for it.
With the question of whether Flume “eats a**” definitively answered (it’s a yes), this whole Burning Man moment brings up another question: who exactly is the woman who got brown-nosed?
No one is entirely sure but there are some suggesting that it might be his girlfriend, Paige Elkington.
While the woman’s face is turned away from the camera in the footage, the video was posted to Paige’s Instagram, along with the caption “Sorry mom.” Unsurprisingly, the video was deleted pretty quickly by Instagram because of “nudity” but not before the internet made a copy and spread it far and wide all over Reddit.
As for who Paige Elkington is, she’s perhaps best known as a model and actress who caught a taste of internet fame when she posed with Jeff Goldblum one time.
Now posting this video is also a bit of a no no for Burning Man goers as it violates the festival’s spirit of keeping all its more eyebrow-raising shenanigans away from the rest of the world so it was probably going to be deleted at some point anyway.
But in conclusion, we learned three things about this whole thing:
- Flume does indeed eat ass
- The woman may or may not be Paige Elkington
- And whoever the woman is, she’s living her best life so good on her
Perhaps they should rename “artist meet and greets” to “artist meet and eats”.