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Millennials Are Apparently The Loneliest Generation But How Did We Get Here?

25% of millennials don’t have a single friend.
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You’re Actually Spending Less On Luxuries Than Your Parents Did, So Don’t Let Them Lecture You

Take that, fam.
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Your Millennial Curse Is To Never Have Nice Furniture

Travelling light means a sideboard-free existence.

We Asked Gen Z What The Subject Of Their TED Talk Would Be About And The Answers Will Give You Hope

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk, but for real.
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Monopoly Has Released A Real Estate-Less "Millennial Edition", Because Millennials Not Being Able To Buy Property Is So Much Fun It Deserves Its Own Board Game

Instead of going around the board collecting property, you collect "experiences".
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Boomers Are Going To Be Fine In Retirement; You, However, Will Be Living In A Stormwater Drain

Your wellbeing in old age will be determined largely by whether you own a house, and also how handy you are with a broken bottle.
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Hey Millennials, Your Superannuation Is Useless And Also You'll Need To Subsidise Our Death-Defying Boomers

Wait, does this mean that the whole "soylent green" solution is off the table?
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New Study Shows That Australians Are Doing More Flexible Work And Surprisingly, We're Actually Super-Keen For It As Well

I guess preferring more flexible working conditions is what happens when late capitalism destroys any sense of job security.
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Most Young Australians Will Now Live Past 70, So We'll Get To Watch Live As The World Goes Completely To Hell

Australians currently in their twenties have a 90% chance of making it past 69 (nice). But given the state of the world, is it worth being here for a long time but not a good time?
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Boomer Architect Reckons Millennials Should Abstain From Their Avocado Toast In Living Room-less Micro-Flats

Apparently we have too many "standards" for housing and that's why there's a housing crisis, says some old guy who wants you to live in a "patch"-sized studio and definitely has a living room.

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