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This Monty Python Needs To Be Collected After His Rank #MeToo Comments

You make me sad!

In controversial-for-the-sake-of-being-controversial news, Terry Gilliam is back on his anti-#MeToo bullshit.

With a new movie to promote, this Monty Python alum is reinstating his complete-and-utter-nonsense opinions, which argue that white men are the real victims in the #MeToo movement.  

Here for absolutely none of this in 2020.

In an interview with The Independent, the director quickly derailed the chat away from promoting his upcoming film, The Man Who Killed Don Quixote, and spent most of the conversation resurfacing his old, vile opinions.

Kicking things off in the interview, Gilliam declared himself a “black lesbian in transition” because he was “tired, as a white male, of being blamed for everything that is wrong with the world”. I literally can’t.

You can’t make this stuff up folks.

He said, “I’m talking about being a man accused of all the wrong in the world because I’m white-skinned. So I better not be a man. I better not be white. OK, since I don’t find men sexually attractive, I’ve got to be a lesbian.”

Only a few days into 2020 and already, Mr. Terry Gilliam seems to have uttered the most offensive statement of the decade.

If you thought this interview couldn’t get any worse, just wait until you hear his anti-#MeToo comments regarding the victims of Harvey Weinstein. Gilliam was quick to jump to the defense of Weinstein (the two had previously worked together in 2005 for The Brothers Grimm); he called some of Weinstein’s victims “ambitious adults”, who merely made “choices” while trying to come up in the entertainment industry.

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Hate everything about this.

To end things on an even more chilling note, Gilliam shared his general thoughts on power, saying: “When you have power, you don’t take responsibility for abusing others… You enjoy the power.”

Jesus Christ, can someone please collect this antiquated, old man?

A List Of The Cheapest Cameos From All The Celebrities You Forgot Existed

Setting price 'Low To High' will definitely be the most depressing thing you'll do today.

It’s an interesting time to be a celebrity. As we stan and cancel personalities quicker than the Lizzo tickets sold out, we’re cycling through a whole bunch of semi-relevant people at a newfound rate. As a result, these “celebrities” are increasingly finding other ways to make money off of their fans. There’s Onlyfans, there’s Patreon and there’s the good ol’ Go-Fund-Me, but there isn’t a platform more fascinating than Cameo. 

And THAT’S the tea.

Cameo allows celebrities, of whatever calibre, to charge fans a designated fee to record a personalised video message for them. These include everything from helping out with special events (like a birthday or an anniversary) to getting celebrities to help initiate a break-up. No, we’re not joking.

So, if you’re hoping to get the help of a celebrity for your special event, but you’re on a tight budget, allow us to rank the most relevant and irrelevant celebrities you can hire on Cameo, from most expensive to least. 

The Actor Who Is Not Selena Gomez From Wizards Of Waverly Place for $72

Saucy Mr Russo!

While some may know him as the kid in How I Met Your Mother that somehow never spoilt the series’ ending, most of us know him as a Russo from Wizards Of Waverly Place. Get a sweet, sweet burst of nostalgia with a personalised video from David Henrie that’s gonna go to a “good cause” that’s definitely not just his wallet. 

The Middle Kid In 7th Heaven for $59

All grown up and on Cameo now!

She’s best known as the lovable Lucy from 7th Heaven, get a lovely personalised message from Beverley Mitchell for under 60 bucks! Why not ask her to re-do that iconic intro, just don’t ask her for any company endorsements (she doesn’t do those).

The Dad From High School Musical for $56

Help get someone’s head in the game with the iconic daddy from the High School Musical trilogy. If someone you know needs a little pep talk, why look past the inspiring father-figure, Coach Bolton

The Receptionist From 50 Shades of Grey for $51

A movie trailer MOMENT!

Is 50 Shades of Grey your favourite movie? Well, sadly Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson aren’t on Cameo, but the receptionist is! Introducing, Rachel Skarsten, the most infamous cockblocker in cinematic history. Is your dad’s hair changing colour? It’s time to see you now Mr Grey!  

The Lead from Hairspray Who Won’t Let You Forget That She Was The Lead In Hairspray for $44

Good morning to you Nikki!

“Hey, you might know me as Tracy Turnblad in the movie Hairspray.” We absolutely do Nikki Blonsky! Get a personalised message from your favourite musical-theatre diva. If you’re in need of a cheap, personalised message, Nikki’s your gal with a 3-hour response rate!

The Guy From The Plain White T’s for $37

We swear they were big…

Do you remember “Hey There Delilah”? Yeah, we kind of do too. If you loved this one-hit-wonder, then hit up Tom Higgenson! And if it’s your birthday he might do a little mashup for you. Lucky you!

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