I woke up this morning and the internet was talking about my penis.
‘Jameson’ and ‘penis’ were trending topics and I wondered, what happened last night?
Who knew that it was a topic that was big enough for the world to weigh in on. But just like fire it spread. The story was gaining more and more attention and all I could think was just give me a reason to not hate Mondays even more.
Then I started to read the comments and they were fighting over whether or not Jameson was circumcised and honestly, that’s f*ckin’ perfect. I have thousands of strangers weighing in on whether or not I’m wearing a helmet. This is getting weird, so what…does it matter?
As I was getting more and more twitter mentions and google alerts, I realised that the discussion was not me who was in trouble, rather P!nk’s two-year-old son, Jameson but isn’t that weirder? He’s two.
Wait, am I now sad that the internet isn’t talking about me and my lil’ Jameson? If you told me this, this morning i’d say that “I don’t believe you” but now, I guess I am. There you go, I guess kinda liked the attention.
I guess this is the internet’s way of telling me that it’ll be you + your hand tonight.