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Every Front Page Is Redacted Today And You Have A Right To Know Why

It's all for you, really.
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Tabloids Have Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Dreaming Of Leaving The UK

Enough, now.
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Athletes Just Want To Run And Not Worry About Crotch Cam Zooming In On Their Bits

Too close for comfort.
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The ABC Is Going Full Hunger Games After Reports Their Chairman Tried To Get A Journalist Fired When Turnbull Complained About Her

The same chairman tried to prevent Triple J from changing the date of the Hottest 100.
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How About We Stop Interviewing Nazis As Though They're Going To Have Something Useful To Contribute?

Honestly, Australian media: talking to fascists doesn't make you look cool and edgy; it makes you look, accurately, like you're being played.
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I Watched The Denton Interview With Daniel Johns And Now I'm Worried About "Him Out Of Silverchair" Too

This wasn't an interview so much as very gentle televised therapy
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Instagram Genius Highlights Australian News' Gender Bias And Surprise, Surprise: It’s A Total Sausage Fest

Want to see what news looks like without the stories about men? Check this out, or maybe just look at a blank piece of paper.
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Reports Of A New Government Butt-Squad Are Tragically Nowhere Near As Interesting As You’d Hope

But oh, what a magnificent phrase it has bequeathed our culture!
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Pope Marks Easter by Unexpectedly Announcing There’s No Hell

Finally: some happy news from the Catholic Church!
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Here’s Why GIFs Vanished From Insta and Snapchat Over The Weekend (Spoiler: Racists Ruin Everything)

Just fantastic work, everyone. Really top-notch.

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