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Lil Nas X Has Dethroned Mariah Carey, Deal With It

'One Sweet Day' whom? I don't know her!
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Mariah Carey Won A Nobel Prize According To This Cake Decorator And, Fair

All I want for Christmas is… um, a unifying theory on gamma radiation.
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All I Want For Christmas Is You Is Now The Second-Highest Charting Holiday Song Ever

Finally.
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All I Want For Christmas Is 'Santa Tell Me', Ariana Grande's Massively Underrated Festive Banger From 2013

Because there's only so many times you can thrash Mariah.
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America, Do You Hate Christmas? That’s All I Can Put Your Disrespect Of Mariah Carey’s Classic Song Down To

All I want for Christmas is a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T for the greatest song of all time.
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Mariah Carey's Terrifyingly Powerful Fanbase Got The Glitter Soundtrack To #1 On The US iTunes, 17 Years After It Bombed

We should have known right from the start it'd go and top that chart.
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Mariah Carey's Reveal That She's Bipolar Shows That We Need To Be More Careful With The Way We Talk About Mental Health

Besides her music, Mariah is best known for her crazy diva demands and odd behaviour, but in light of her bipolar reveal, maybe there’s always been more to the story and we should be ashamed of poking fun at her for the last 20 years.

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