Malcolm Turnbull Spent $250k Of Our Taxpayer Money On Social Media Stuff Last Year And Disappointingly, Not A Cent Was Used On Animal Memes
Only one Facebook post from 2017 had a dog in it. One!
Only one Facebook post from 2017 had a dog in it. One!
Look, it's about time Malcolm was rewarded in some small way, right?
Ol' Malcolm doesn't sound like he has a chip on his shoulder at all. Nope, not one bit.
We have some theories, by which we mean baseless speculation accompanied by cheap visual jokes.
Pack it up, Labor, that's about as big of an endorsement as you're gonna get.
What did our 29th prime minister stand for, and what did he achieve? History will most likely respond with a neck-injuring shrug.
You can understand why the more realistic MPs might be thinking they might scarper before the voting public tap them on the shoulder.
TL;DR version: no, this doesn't mean we're going to be forced to an election any time soon.
"Stop trying to make Dutton happen. It's never going to happen."
A project so high-brow it will lure Daniel Day-Lewis out of retirement.
Can we ignore politics for a while now? Please?
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