If you thought you were having an unusual week, wait ‘til you hear about the doozy one Sasha Sloan is having.
The musician took to Instagram on Monday to recount a pretty, well… odd incident she experienced while getting a manicure at a Las Vegas salon.
Sloan was getting her nails painted over in a cute shade of pink when she decided she wanted to add a funny little embellishment to the design. She asked the manicurist to bust out their best nail art skills and draw a penis onto one of her nails.
It’s worth noting at this point that she was not sober during the encounter. Let those of you who have never had a bold idea while under some kind of influence cast the first stone, okay!
Anyway.
What Sloan was left with was not a cute little illustration. It was a, rather large (in nail art terms), three-dimensional penis replica, thing. And it was glued onto her dang nail.
The photo is truly hilarious.
In her caption, Sloan wrote:
“so I was a little high and went to get my nails done and next thing you know I’m asking if they can draw a d*ck on my nail which I thought was going to be funny,” she started.
“until instead of just drawing a cute little thing they super glued this monstrosity to my nail and now I can’t get it off so yeah hope ur monday was good.”
She followed up the recounting of her day with an Instastory which showed her trying to peel the peen off her nail, to no avail.
So, yeah. I suppose this is just what her hand looks like now?
At least it’s not totally obvious what the add-on is. It kind of looks like a worm or an old cigarette…
Guess the moral is be careful what you wish for? Or something?