Describing Piers Morgan as an insufferable moron is like saying that the sun rises and sets everyday – it’s just a fact.
After a brief but glorious period where he didn’t say anything, Morgan has reared his ugly head up over a pretty unexpected target: Kylie Jenner.
You see after Kylie was named the youngest self-made billionaire by Forbes, Morgan had some opinions about that announcement and decided to share it onto Twitter.
It’s not self-made, it’s because her sister made a sex tape. https://t.co/1EIgPAvMRg
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) March 5, 2019
Wow, a joke about Kim Kardashian‘s sex tape. So original, Morgan. It’s not like anyone else has made that joke. Ever.
Unsurprisingly, Morgan’s comment attracted attention like metal to magnets and Liam Payne, someone who has had beef with the bloke in the past, stepped up to defend Kylie.
The former One Directioner took to Twitter to clap back at Morgan, accusing the attention-seeking moron of talking “s**t” to get attention.
I’m sorry but piers are you crazy your only here cuz you talk shit about everyone and make controversial outbursts about people to get attention … at least @KylieJenner has her own business she built herself why not congratulate someone for once instead of knocking people ??♂️
— Liam (@LiamPayne) March 6, 2019
Showing that he has the comeback skills of a primary school kid, Morgan replied to Liam by doubling down on the Kim K sex tape insult before correcting the former One Directioner’s grammar.
Hi Liam,
a) She didn't 'build herself', she became rich & famous from her sister's sex tape.
b) It's 'you're'. https://t.co/Z1vPT3y4Lq— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) March 6, 2019
Things got even dumber as Liam, who could’ve taken the high road here, decided to sink down close to Morgan’s level by calling his nemesis “irrelevant”.
Sorry could you say it louder from the back of the line of irrelevant people please
— Liam (@LiamPayne) March 6, 2019
And because he had to get the last word in, Morgan returned fire with his version of the “no I’m not, you are!” insult.
Mate, no offence but I really wouldn't play the relevancy card right now. https://t.co/XpbtxWpRpI
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) March 6, 2019
Two rich guys with too much time on their hands arguing over a woman’s success because of she’s being acknowledged of said success.
This stupid feud basically encapsulates one of the many things that’s currently wrong with the world in 2019.
Look, there’s only one way to settle this Piers/Liam argument once and for all: Taking it to the gym after school and duking it out with fisticuffs, after which the loser gets a swirly.
As for Kylie, she’s yet to comment on this ridiculous feud, presumably from being too busy running her billion-dollar empire to worry about small-time peeps like Piers Morgan.