Los Angeles games fest E3 has wrapped for another year, but this time around there was one very clear winner: Keanu Reeves.
Please, take this moment to enjoy Keanu telling YOU that you’re breathtaking.
Everybody’s favourite good boy showed up briefly at Xbox’s conference to talk about Cyberpunk 2077, CD Projekt RED’s newest game, coming next year.
But Keanu Reeves at E3?
Keanu talking about video games like a huge nerd?
There’s one thing that must be done. Keanu is now an honorary video game character. And he must be put in every game.
Of course, I acknowledge that Keanu has already had his video game debut in the 90’s – and the glow up is real – but we still want him.
Hollywood has everyone. The celebrities and the big stars, but doesn’t everybody want a computer-generated Keanu Reeves in their own home?
I want this man to tell me when I get a Care Package in Call of Duty. I want Keanu to be there for me when I catch an Eevee in Pokémon.
He fits the bill for every video game: He’s a caring, nurturing, polite badass and scruffy legend.
Come to think of it, maybe he’s already in a video game and he’s just playing us?
A franchise of Keanu games would take the world by storm. It’d be as immense as FIFA, as iconic as Mario.
But there’s only one test of a video game character’s prowess in these dark times: Put Keanu in Super Smash Bros.
And if Keanu’s going to represent a CD Projekt RED title, he should at least represent them the right way – and get in the bath – from The Witcher 3, CD Projekt RED’s previous title.
I feel like I’ve been indoctrinated into a cult.
Would it surprise you that Keanu Reeves has already been added into Fallout 4?
Oh Keanu. We do love you.