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Justin Bieber Can't Admit That Marriage Isn't Working For Justin Bieber

The first step to fixing a problem is admitting it.

It’s no secret that Justin Bieber has had his share of struggles over the last few years. Now he’s shared a long, soul-searching post to Instagram detailing what he’s gone through and how his marriage to Hailey Bieber has helped him.

The singer‘s note starts off well enough but everything goes a little weird when it gets to the marriage stuff towards the end. And let’s not even get started on the Jesus stuff in the very last sentence because that’s a Pandora’s box we don’t want to open.

There’s no denying that Bieber has had his share of issues ever since the fame spotlight shined on him when he was 14. It isn’t easy to be one of the most scrutinised people in the world and good on him for trying to find some direction in life in order to cope, honestly.

But here’s the thing Justin, you can’t blame everyone for your own actions. You have to take responsibility for all those times you did dumb stuff, like feuding with Marilyn Manson, picking fights with Tom Cruise and being an irresponsible pet owner.

More over, marriage isn’t the magical solution to your problems. Sure you may be leading fulfilling spiritual life and your marriage may be going well but that doesn’t fix every other broken part. Relying on someone else to fix you isn’t going to work.

And reading through the note, if you’re going through so much stuff right now and still figuring your own baggage out, is marrying Hailey really the wisest move at the moment?

The whole thing reads less of a reassuring message and more of a young man who is deluding himself from the truth of what’s going on in his life and the fact that his marriage may or or may not be the thing he needs right now.

With this note out in the open, here’s the thing we should all be asking of Justin Bieber right now: are you okay? Is everything alright?

You’ve been through a lot and we’re all hoping you and your marriage with Hailey is in a good space or at least heading towards it.

Enjoy This Vid Of Flume Literally Brown Nosing A Woman On Stage At Burning Man

So that's how meet and greets work.

Look, we’re just going to cut to the chase: Flume was filmed eating a woman’s arse while performing at this year’s Burning Man festival.

Yeah.

After a fan held up a sign with the question, “Does Flume even eat a**?”. Flume gave us the answer by literally brown-nosing a woman for a few seconds while in the middle of his DJ set, all of which was caught on video.

While we can’t exactly post the video here because of reasons, you can check out right HERE. Here’s a peach-related gif to make up for it.

Accurate recreation of what transpired.

With the question of whether Flume “eats a**” definitively answered (it’s a yes), this whole Burning Man moment brings up another question: who exactly is the woman who got brown-nosed?

No one is entirely sure but there are some suggesting that it might be his girlfriend, Paige Elkington.

While the woman’s face is turned away from the camera in the footage, the video was posted to Paige’s Instagram, along with the caption “Sorry mom.” Unsurprisingly, the video was deleted pretty quickly by Instagram because of “nudity” but not before the internet made a copy and spread it far and wide all over Reddit.

As for who Paige Elkington is, she’s perhaps best known as a model and actress who caught a taste of internet fame when she posed with Jeff Goldblum one time.

Now posting this video is also a bit of a no no for Burning Man goers as it violates the festival’s spirit of keeping all its more eyebrow-raising shenanigans away from the rest of the world so it was probably going to be deleted at some point anyway.

But in conclusion, we learned three things about this whole thing:

  • Flume does indeed eat ass
  • The woman may or may not be Paige Elkington
  • And whoever the woman is, she’s living her best life so good on her

Perhaps they should rename “artist meet and greets” to “artist meet and eats”.

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