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#Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

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Adding Sam Neill, Laura Dern and Jeff Goldblum In Jurassic World Won't Fix Its Problems

Focus more on the many other problems before bringing back the original trio.
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Avengers: Endgame Has Finally Beaten Avatar At The Box Office, But The Future Of Film Looks Grim

Wonder what James Cameron has up his sleeve in response to the loss of his crown.

An 8-Metre Tall Jeff Goldblum Statue Was Erected In London And It's Cool But Australia Could Definitely Use Them More

There is still no word on whether or not they will go with our suggestion of changing the name to the 'Goldblum Coast'.
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The Question Jurassic World Never Asked

The Question Jurassic World Never Asked
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Now That Everyone Has Seen Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Let's Laugh About Just How Awful It Is And Pretend We Didn't Spend That Money, Yeah?

We have questions about the end-of-life planet sized stupidity that went into the writing of this ludicrously laughable lizard turkey.

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