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Joaquin Phoenix's Creepy AF Joker Will Keep You Up At Night, Especially If You’re Batman

Send in the (horrifying) clown.

The final trailer for Todd Phillips’ Joker upon us and let’s not beat around the bush, Joaquin Phoenix’s take on Batman’s greatest nemesis is the stuff of nightmares.

After all those stories about the Daniel Day-Lewis-esque levels of preparation Phoenix underwent to play Arthur Fleck, the new trailer shows just creepy his take on the Clown Prince of Crime will be. His laugh alone will keep you up at night.

Jared Leto, this is how you do the Joker.

But beyond what looks to be an all-time great Joaquin Phoenix performance, we finally get to see some stuff that not only adds extra dimensions to the character but also some narrative context.

There’s new glimpses of Arthur’s battle with mental illness, his failed stand-up career, and his troubled family life. Throw in appearances from Robert De Niro’s cheesy talk show host who instigated Arthur’s downfall, Atlanta‘s Zazie Beetz, and Brett Cullen as an unsympathetic Thomas Wayne who socks Arthur in the face, Joker is certainly nothing like any other “superhero” film we’ve ever seen.

Honestly, it seems like Joker is a modern day reinterpretation of Martin Scorsese’s 1982 classic, The King of Comedy, which happens to also star Robert De Niro and revolves around a mentally ill stand-up comedian who slowly loses it.

With no action sequences, no Batman, and spectacle being replaced with a dark character study into a mentally ill person, it’s not wonder why Todd Phillips had such a hard time convincing Warner Bros. to buy into Joker.

But based on what we’ve seen so far, it seems like the studio chose well because the movie is looking like a solid winner. We’ll soon find out whether the final product is as good as all the promotional trailers when it opens on October 4.

And hey, even if the movie doesn’t turn out as good as we hoped, we’re going to get a fantastic Joaquin Phoenix performance that’ll wipe away whatever memory we have of Jared Leto at the very least.

Robert Pattinson Says He Smells Like A Crayon And I Need To Know Which Colour

Another wild yarn from R-Patz.

Robert Pattinson has gained quite a reputation for spinning wild yarns during interviews, but his most recent comments on his body odour have me truly shaken.

In a recent interview with Allure the star of the upcoming The Batman film said, “Lots of people tell me I smell like a crayon.”

The interviewer – understandably bewildered by this statement – then asked, “Like you’re made of wax?”

To which R-Patz responded, “Yes! Like I’m embalmed.”

I have so many questions. What colour crayon does Pattinson smell like? What brand? Is he using lots of crayons? And most importantly, who are these multiple people who are telling him he smells like crayon!? Is that an insult, or a compliment?

It’s not the first time Robert Pattinson’s scent has come up in conversation. Back in 2009, E! News reported that an unidentified source who worked “very closely” with the actor on New Moon said “he stinks.”

“I mean, it’s awful,” the source said. “He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy.”

“He completely reeks,” an unidentified crew member added. Yikes.

It’s been over a decade since then, so we can only hope Robert Pattinson has swapped his lack of showering for an obsession with crayons. 

Speaking of celebrity scents, celebrity tattoo artist Lauren Winzer dishes on what Post Malone smells like on It’s Been A Big Day For…below:

During his interview with Allure, Pattinson was also asked about being recently named the “most handsome man” in the world according to science.

“It’s weird,” he said. “I never was really up for the good-looking-guy roles, because I’ve always been quite awkward when meeting people.”

“My Harry Potter role was a good-looking guy, and it was a shock that it was quite easy to get. And then in Twilight, [Edward is] beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. When I turned up for the auditions, I had done a job where I’d dyed my hair black, because I had an inch and a half of roots, and I had waxed my body. And then I had a few months where I’d been drinking beer all day, so I had this hairless, chubby body. I looked like a baby with a wig on.”

Hairless, chubby, waxed or smelling like a crayon – we’ll take Robert Pattinson any which way.

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