No matter how much fun you had on your Friday night, you’re about to contract a life-threatening case of FOMO.
If you’d casually headed out for some drag and drinks in NYC on Friday, you might have ended up at Pieces, a gay bar in Greenwich Village.
And you might have turned around from the bar, clutching four precarious drinks in your sweaty hands, only to be confronted by diva/eyeliner queen Adele and her Oscar-winning bestie Jennifer Lawrence, who casually fronted up to Pieces to get absolutely loose.
And @Adele is on stage at Pieces tonight. Oh boy, this is fun pic.twitter.com/e7fesvNIEI
— Papacito Bach (@papacitobach) March 23, 2019
And we’ve always known that both Adele and Lawrence seemed like they would be genuinely fun as hell to get drunk with, but the videos from this night prove this is absolutely 100% accurate.
There was so much screaming – and not just from the gorgeous gays packing the bar who couldn’t believe their luck.
The girls had possibly had a cheeky spritzer or two before heading out, because they had that glorious, ear-piercing woo-girl vibe you get when you and your squad are perfectly in sync and you’ve also sunk a few already.
Hostess: “Are you ready to mingle and have a great time with the gays?”
Adele: “F**king OBVIOUSLY.”
AN ALLY pic.twitter.com/Hx9FwQpEde
— stephen ossola (@stephenossola) March 23, 2019
Adele also roasted Jen for being “not even relevant to be here!” due to her recent engagement.
Indignant JLaw: “That’s nothing to do with my drinking abilities!”
Randomly getting turnt with JeLaw and Adele. NBD. pic.twitter.com/xCeUTz4j4Y
— Rich Brome (@rbrome) March 23, 2019
Then the two also took part in a mysterious drinking game that seemed to be descended from musical chairs, where JLaw got her revenge by full-on crash tackling Adele when the latter cooked it and lost.
#JLaw tackles @Adele. @thebritafilter: “Jennifer you don’t need to do that. This isn’t the Hunger Games.” pic.twitter.com/E45ldYV3ie
— Brita Filter (@thebritafilter) March 23, 2019
This @thebritafilter video of drunk Adele and Jennifer Lawrence ON THE FLOOR last night at Pieces deserves your attention and acclaim. pic.twitter.com/Ulh6w0W4hS
— Ξvan Ross Katz (@evanrosskatz) March 23, 2019
Let’s all agree to turn “THIS ISN’T THE HUNGER GAMES, JENNIFER” into an all-purpose party sledge for your mate who’s a bit too lit, shall we?