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Let's Be Real, That Probably Wasn't Party Dust In Jennifer Aniston's Instagram Pic

The one with a wild drug conspiracy.

In case you haven’t heard, Jennifer Aniston finally got an Instagram account and proceeded to literally break the internet (and a Guinness World Record) by getting her TV BFFs for a Friends reunion pic.

It was a headline-grabbing Instagram debut that got an overwhelming response from fans and their fellow celebrities, as well as fueling those never-ending rumours of a Friends revival once again (it ain’t happening so stop wishing for it).

But one particular detail in Jen’s photo caught the attention of some eagle-eyed fans: what is that white stuff on that phone on the table?

The photo is pretty blurry so we can’t be sure what the white stuff is but folks are convinced it’s coke and not of the legal cola kind.

Cutting lines of coke on an iPhone is a wild guess and no amount of deep dive internet investigations will uncover the truth. You can also be sure as hell that Jen and the rest of her Friends crew will avoid that topic with a 10-foot pole.

But let’s take off the tinfoil hats and be real for a sec: That white stuff in Jennifer Aniston’s Instagram is likely not coke or party dust of the non-soft drink kind.

Posting a photo with drugs in it is a massive PR faux pas and had that white stuff actually been coke, you would be damn sure Jen’s PR team would’ve shut it down ASAP.

Throw in Matthew Perry’s history of drug and alcohol addiction, leaving out party powder in front of a recovering addict is a crappy thing to do to a friend.

So what is that white stuff then? After much debate within the GOAT team, we’ve come to the conclusion it’s either a reflection of the light above or a phone case with the letter “M” (or some other thing) on it.

Cutting-edge technology was used in this serious GOAT investigation.

We may never know the real truth behind Jen’s Insta pic so let’s just focus on the real story here: Jen has an Instagram account and you can be damn sure every pic she posts will be scrutinised to death.