I definitely did not wish for this.
Picture this:
It’s really early in the morning, you’re on a packed train struggling from caffeine withdrawal and biting the inside of your cheek slightly to stop you from nudging the person next to you who insists on elbowing you in the ribs.
You’re still grumpy, a bit vulnerable, and are thinking about the bed that you left behind.
As you scroll mindlessly through Facebook just trying to pass the time, you get the shock of your life:
This^ atrocity. Suddenly you’re wide awake and repulsed and hoping the person beside you (yes the same idiot who is still elbowing you in the ribs) doesn’t think you’re into some weird hobby.
Sadly, this isn’t the first time this has happened to you – wish.com (which is an e-commerce platform based in California) has been serving you adds for random, horrific items for some time.
You’ve never looked on the website let alone bought shoes that look like fish, but Wish and Facebook think you want them anyway.
Wish is a cesspool of some of the internets weirdest and wackiest buys. If you don’t believe me then that’s fine. But I’m about to shake you to your very core.
If you want to step up your fashion game, why try this bad boy on for size:
Stressing too much? Don’t want wrinkles? Wish has you covered.
Love the taste of human blood but feel too ashamed to drink the real thing in public? Then you should seek psychiatric help. But also:
Here’s some fun prosthetics to help you embrace your true self:
And an outfit to help you express your intense love for cough syrup:
And, finally, something that tells your crush “I’m available and yes, I’m into butt stuff.”
If none of this^ scares you, then check out Wish yourself. But be prepared friends, it’s one deep, dark hole you may never return from.